Butt Maintenance

[bencho]

Hi,

What's a good way to keep the butt clean and polished? The tables I play on are not the cleanest in the world but it's all I have available. The pleather wrap I have also gets sticky and uncomfortable.

I wonder how many ass jokes are going to come from this!

 

[jongreve]

Hi,

What's a good way to keep the butt clean and polished? The tables I play on are not the cleanest in the world but it's all I have available. The pleather wrap I have also gets sticky and uncomfortable.

I wonder how many ass jokes are going to come from this!

Bicycling and baby oil

 

[ob1-mackie]

gets sticky and uncomfortable.

thats butt maintenance for you..........

 

[s'portplayer]

I cant wait....

to read some of the comments on this one.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

 

[Black-Balled]

I like Noxema in my cycling shorts. Not the nuts or bungy tho.

 

[davidwoj]

Boudreauxs Butt Paste?

http://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

 

[JimS]

I use wrapless cues so I clean mine with a microfibre towel and a little denatured alcohol followed by a couple coats of Kar Seal Kue Wax.

 

[jongreve]

one more, then I quit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwCPhHezc-o&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruFp4Tj3RjU&feature=related

I didn't lie, this is 2 versions of the same joke

 

[jongreve]

Actual Help!!!

Now I'll take the high road...

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=103245&highlight=cleaning+wrap+butt

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=77687&highlight=cleaning+wrap+butt

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=6776&highlight=cleaning+wrap+butt

 

[iowa_player]

I would say you have to try this video .

Here are some before and after pictures . Just look at the results !

Before

After

 

[gpeezy]

I hear they have this new monkey butt powder.
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

 

[hang-the-9]

Hi,

SNIP

I wonder how many ass jokes are going to come from this!

I was going to make one, but you ruined the fun by putting that in

 

[bencho]

Haha... i got one legit answer out of 11.

Where can I acquire a microfibre towel? Same ones you use for detailing cars? I've been using the underside of my shirt to get the crap off.

 

[jongreve]

Haha... i got one legit answer out of 11.

Where can I acquire a microfibre towel? Same ones you use for detailing cars? I've been using the underside of my shirt to get the crap off.

Looks to me like you got 2

number 1....

I use wrapless cues so I clean mine with a microfibre towel and a little denatured alcohol followed by a couple coats of Kar Seal Kue Wax.

and number 2...
(where I searched the forums for you)

Now I'll take the high road...

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=103245&highlight=cleaning+wrap+butt

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=77687&highlight=cleaning+wrap+butt

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=6776&highlight=cleaning+wrap+butt

 

[bencho]

Ahhhh.. must have skipped over that one.

Thanks! Problem resolved.

 

[iowa_player]

Ahhhh.. must have skipped over that one.

Thanks! Problem resolved.

Glad I could help :thumbup:

 

[Snapshot9]

I was going

to answer this, but I don't think my ex-girlfriend would appreciate it.

 

[NINEBALLART]

Lemon Pledge..........