I was telling JoeyA. my thoughts on Calcuttas and the information given during the bidding process last night and he told me that I should post it here.....so I am.
The person running the calcutta might be heard to say, "The next player up for bid is Mr. World Beater. He is a previous U.S. Open Champion, has won the Reno Open, the U.S. One Pocket championship, the Mason-Dixon 8-Ball championship, has written 3 billiards books and was elected to the Hall Of Fame."
You bid $1,000 and get him in the calcutta and he shows up late coughing and limping, trying to bum a cigarette. He can't keep his bloodshot eyes open and when you ask him if he wants to buy half of himself in the calcutta, he says "NO". He plays mediocre and comes up one spot out of the money. Grrrrrrrrr, it ticks me off.
WHAT THE ANNOUNCER SHOULD SAY:
"Next up is Mr. World Beater. He's been up for the last 48 hours straight, playing $1,000 a game one-pocket (even though this is a 9 Ball tournamnt) at The Broke Spoke. He's been drinking straight glasses of George Dickel the entire time and he's $18,000 stuck. His opponent is still waiting for him to return to their previous game. He never buys half of himself and is subject to forfeit after his first loss. He owes six of the other players money and is trying to borrow a cue."
WHAT YOU 'D LIKE TO HEAR:
"Next up is Mr. World Beater. He had a delicous dinner at home with his adoring wife and children and then went to bed at 8:00 p.m. and got 10 hours of restful sleep. He woke up well rested, exercised for 30 minutes and had a wonderful breakfast of grapefruit and a big bowl of Wheaties with strawberries.
He's wearing his most comfortable favorite shoes and playing with the same cue that he's had for 10 years. He won last week's World Open and arrived here two hours early to practice on these tables. He doesn't owe anyone any money and he ALWAYS buys half of himself in the calcutta."
You just never know who you're bidding on in these calcuttas or if you're going to get dumped or chopped up. JoeyA. wants the calcutta to pay deep and I don't.
You pays your money and youse takes your chances. Have any of you bought a 'slug' and regretted it moments later ?
Doug
The person running the calcutta might be heard to say, "The next player up for bid is Mr. World Beater. He is a previous U.S. Open Champion, has won the Reno Open, the U.S. One Pocket championship, the Mason-Dixon 8-Ball championship, has written 3 billiards books and was elected to the Hall Of Fame."
You bid $1,000 and get him in the calcutta and he shows up late coughing and limping, trying to bum a cigarette. He can't keep his bloodshot eyes open and when you ask him if he wants to buy half of himself in the calcutta, he says "NO". He plays mediocre and comes up one spot out of the money. Grrrrrrrrr, it ticks me off.
WHAT THE ANNOUNCER SHOULD SAY:
"Next up is Mr. World Beater. He's been up for the last 48 hours straight, playing $1,000 a game one-pocket (even though this is a 9 Ball tournamnt) at The Broke Spoke. He's been drinking straight glasses of George Dickel the entire time and he's $18,000 stuck. His opponent is still waiting for him to return to their previous game. He never buys half of himself and is subject to forfeit after his first loss. He owes six of the other players money and is trying to borrow a cue."
WHAT YOU 'D LIKE TO HEAR:
"Next up is Mr. World Beater. He had a delicous dinner at home with his adoring wife and children and then went to bed at 8:00 p.m. and got 10 hours of restful sleep. He woke up well rested, exercised for 30 minutes and had a wonderful breakfast of grapefruit and a big bowl of Wheaties with strawberries.
He's wearing his most comfortable favorite shoes and playing with the same cue that he's had for 10 years. He won last week's World Open and arrived here two hours early to practice on these tables. He doesn't owe anyone any money and he ALWAYS buys half of himself in the calcutta."
You just never know who you're bidding on in these calcuttas or if you're going to get dumped or chopped up. JoeyA. wants the calcutta to pay deep and I don't.
You pays your money and youse takes your chances. Have any of you bought a 'slug' and regretted it moments later ?
Doug