Can I get a little testifying

I thwacked the tip on the floor of one cue and caused the tip to pop off. So I started using my sneaky. A little while later I thwacked the tip of it on the floor (slow learner) and the shaft broke.

I wasn't even all that upset, it's something I'd done before but caught it just wrong on the floor. Or else it's cumulative damage. I don't do it anymore.

My buddy beat the shìt out of a golf cart with his club. Had to buy the new fender and put it on himself. Now whenever he misses a shot and is pissed we defuse it by joking "where's a golf cart. Golf cart needed table 10."
 
I snapped the shaft on a Meucci about 10 years ago,but the best 1 I have seen is my buddy was splitting a tourny with a friend and missed an easy 8b (they were just playing for show)and slammed the butt of his cue on the floor and ruined the butt cap ,we looked at him and started laughing ,he felt like an a$$ and looked liked 1
 
I once broke a Ping 8-iron, a Taylor Made 3-metal, a 9-inch Ford rearend, three hearts; but never a pool cue. :)
 
I had a flat tire on my original Shelby Cobra once and took it to the crusher.

The car had been warned.
 
Broke a cue in two...or three pieces once. But the time I really got PO'd at myself ..missed an easy out for the win. Walked back to the bar and asked this dude twice my size if he would knock the s##t out of me because if I did it I might hurt myself.
 
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