A peroxided "Big John" McCarthy (UFC) looks to his left (Strickland) and shouts, "Are you ready?!?" Then he looks to his right (Morris) and shouts, "Are you ready?!?" "Then let's get it on!!!"
"Listen Rodney, enuf is enuf! You know he's your partner so why do you insist on inciting the crowd by saying crap like 'great shot selection Fearless Fly'?"
A) If Earl passes any more wind while I'm standing behind him I WILL backhand you up-side your head, capice?
B) Let me explain, The reason I'm wearing a white latex glove is because the BCA has initiated Random Prostate Screening.
If you guys want to play in this tournament one of you guys better drop trou and assume the position.
Since you guys play twice as good as all the other teams, the handicap is, we split the table right down the middle. All balls pocketed by you must be in your chosen side of the table.