Classic, almost legendary stupid move

Beware_of_Dawg

Beware_of_Dawg

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LOL.

So I forgot to mention this... somthing really funny which could have been legendary if not for my stupid luck happened to me a couple days ago in the pool room...

SETUP: So, Im in my local room playing with a guy that is on my pool team... he brought another guy with him that I had never met that was basically "auditioning" for the team. Plus I got another guy I just met that's coming in to play a few sets too.. So Im about a pitcher of beer in by this point and trying to pay attention to this kids game... (disclaimer: so I'm admittedly distracted)

EVENT: So there are roughly 15-20 people in the bar and table area... So, I go to light a cigerette... Damn!, lighter is out of juice... Luckily for me there is a set of keys sitting on our table with a lighter on them. Well looks like a lighter, and says "quick fire" on the side.. so anyway I go to use this lighter put it up to my face to light my cig and I can't figure out this damn child-proofing thing... So I pull it away to fiddle with it and WHAM!! PSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I think you can guess what happened, lol.) Pepper spray!! sprayed straight up in the air!! HAHAHHA... so I'm laughing at how close I was to spraying that sh1t right in my own face and tell the guys what had happended.. we're all laughing.

STUPID COMPOUNDED: Well, after a few good belly laughs I realize.. simultaniously to my friends that my lungs are starting to burn and my eyes hurt... not badly of course but ouch. That's about when I realize that I sprayed that crap kinda close to the pitcher of beer... d1ck! so in another move of utter fail, I put my nose into the pitcher to see if anything went into the nector... DOHH!! big wiff of pepper spray... so coughing and beginning to weez a bit I take the pitcher to the bar tender and inform her of my stupidity, just about then I can't stop myself from gagging and I almost puke... well in her einstein like genieus she puts her nose in the pitcher.... lol, you can guess from there... Hahaha.

COLLATERAL DAMAGE: Oh no, it's not over. My second realization came when I go back into the pool room half laughing and half weezing in brutal lung seizing pain... seems that the pitcher wasn't the only thing near my gaff... guess I sprayed the stuff directly up into a air filter... long story short... the entire room is cougling, gagging and running for the door!!... Had to clear the entire bar for about 15 minutes and open all the doors to air the joint out... Obviously woudnt have been funny if someone was seriously hurt but I knew most everyone and after the dust settled everyone had a good time ribbing me about my utter fail.

Brilliant!!
 
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Good thing you weren't on the road and up a few in a big $$$ match. You may have not been so easily forgiven!

Funny sh*t Dawg!
 
BVal said:
Classic - possibly, Legendary - maybe. Stupid - No Doubt! lol
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classic & stupid are hand in hand with this one. guilty as charged, lol. legendary would have been if I would have sprayed it right into my face when I tried to light the cigerette. Then it most certainly would have qualified as legendary & stupid. Either way stupid is there.
 
randyg said:
Smoking bad for health!
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Not as bad as stupid is for my health. lol.

I would like to nominate myself for the first official "Darwin Billiards Awards" nominee.

fuxing hilarious.

Anyone else got a story of a rediculous pool room brain fart they wanna nominate?
 
sounds like some good stuff!

Sounds like some good stuff. I'll have to look for it when I go to buy spray for those that don't want to tote a gun.

What really surprises me is that you shot the spray straight up. Murphy usually taking a hand in such things I would have thought you would have nailed yourself or someone else with a direct hit. That would be taking sharking above and beyond if you sprayed another player. :D

To qualify for a Darwin award you have to die or at least be rendered incapable of breeding. Hopefully the spray wasn't that strong!

Hu


Beware_of_Dawg said:
LOL.

So I forgot to mention this... somthing really funny which could have been legendary if not for my stupid luck happened to me a couple days ago in the pool room...

SETUP: So, Im in my local room playing with a guy that is on my pool team... he brought another guy with him that I had never met that was basically "auditioning" for the team. Plus I got another guy I just met that's coming in to play a few sets too.. So Im about a pitcher of beer in by this point and trying to pay attention to this kids game... (disclaimer: so I'm admittedly distracted)

EVENT: So there are roughly 15-20 people in the bar and table area... So, I go to light a cigerette... Damn!, lighter is out of juice... Luckily for me there is a set of keys sitting on our table with a lighter on them. Well looks like a lighter, and says "quick fire" on the side.. so anyway I go to use this lighter put it up to my face to light my cig and I can't figure out this damn child-proofing thing... So I pull it away to fiddle with it and WHAM!! PSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I think you can guess what happened, lol.) Pepper spray!! sprayed straight up in the air!! HAHAHHA... so I'm laughing at how close I was to spraying that sh1t right in my own face and tell the guys what had happended.. we're all laughing.

STUPID COMPOUNDED: Well, after a few good belly laughs I realize.. simultaniously to my friends that my lungs are starting to burn and my eyes hurt... not badly of course but ouch. That's about when I realize that I sprayed that crap kinda close to the pitcher of beer... d1ck! so in another move of utter fail, I put my nose into the pitcher to see if anything went into the nector... DOHH!! big wiff of pepper spray... so coughing and beginning to weez a bit I take the pitcher to the bar tender and inform her of my stupidity, just about then I can't stop myself from gagging and I almost puke... well in her einstein like genieus she puts her nose in the pitcher.... lol, you can guess from there... Hahaha.

COLLATERAL DAMAGE: Oh no, it's not over. My second realization came when I go back into the pool room half laughing and half weezing in brutal lung seizing pain... seems that the pitcher wasn't the only thing near my gaff... guess I sprayed the stuff directly up into a air filter... long story short... the entire room is cougling, gagging and running for the door!!... Had to clear the entire bar for about 15 minutes and open all the doors to air the joint out... Obviously woudnt have been funny if someone was seriously hurt but I knew most everyone and after the dust settled everyone had a good time ribbing me about my utter fail.

Brilliant!!
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ShootingArts said:
What really surprises me is that you shot the spray straight up. Murphy usually taking a hand in such things I would have thought you would have nailed yourself or someone else with a direct hit.
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Yeah, I hear you. This thing looked just like a fuxing lighter though, sprayed out the top like a lighter and everything. LOL. I can laugh at myself on this one though... Im generally not bone headed. this was really funny/stupid. instant classic.

ShootingArts said:
To qualify for a Darwin award you have to die or at least be rendered incapable of breeding. Hopefully the spray wasn't that strong!
Hu
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I hope not, shooting pepper flavored puppy water would be a ruthless end to my manhood.
 
I can' beat that one. Priceless.

Does sound like a good time to give up either cigarettes or beer.
 
Pepper spray

Short story, back in my dating days, I bought a pepper spray key chain can for my bartender girlfriend, about two month later, she and I got into a spat about the female I was talking to while she was working, to friendly:( .
So I got a return of the gift of the key chain can :mad:
Kicker though she had to set the saftey lock and went to spray me in the face and squirt right in her own face :smile: Had it backwards
rolling laughfter :D
Sad part no more free drinks

PS We have been happily married now over Seven years
Wish she had sprayed me instead :thumbup:
 
Thats just priceless!!!!!
That story will become legend and then hit mythological status in the years to come.

Mr. Been comes to the pool hall!!!:D :D :D :D
 
Kimmo said:
after that 15min...did you go finish your beer? :)
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Better. I used the opportunity to score a free pitcher. Told the bar tender I can drink this crap, I'll get sick and then I'd have to sue you. LOL. KA-Ching... Free brewsky.

j/k. Bartender is a friend, she gave me a fresh pitcher @ no charge.

GADawg said:
Does sound like a good time to give up either cigarettes or beer.
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I'm gonna go ahead and try plan C.... Give up pepper spray.
 
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