KJ Cues said:Young man, what's all this talk about 'thinking outside of the box' and using untraditional materials in cue construction?
Why,...that's just crazy-talk and borders on anarchy. This will not be tolerated.
It goes against all that we as Americans, hold to be true and self-evident. How dare you question the wisdom of our forefathers and even most of your peers. That 'box' is there for a reason and you WILL NOT deviate from it. It's just too risky and threatens our very security. You will speak of this no more. You know... those young hippies of the Artist Community in San Fransisco back in the 60's used to talk like that and look what happened to them. Is that what you want?
Hence forth, you will use only accepted materials and construction methods. You WILL put all of your ring-work in line. Your points will be no longer that 6" and you will only use traditional colored veneers. Should you disagree with any of this, you will be severely 'bashed' by your peers in a public forum and sent to your room without your supper. There will be no Conan O'Brien either until you can convince your mother & I that you have decided to think like everyone else.
We can't have you upsetting the delicate relationship we have with the all-powerful collectors and their money, that we depend on for our very existence. No sir, we won't have any of it.
Don't forget for one second young man that Gitmo is still in use and your mother & I are friends with the Cheneys. If for whatever reason that doesn't work-out, there's always military school. Now go to your room and think about what I've just said.
Really......think about it.
I probably shouldn't have posted in this thread; some of the things I've read are a little disturbing. But, I just came from the shop after shooting finish on 9 shafts and felt like writing. Sorry, carry on.
That's funny but you forgot to mention the "Hoppe ring."