Crazy rules that you played by.

TheBook

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I started playing pool years ago at the Boy's Club. They had a few pool tables that you had to reserve for 1/2 hour periods. If there was a solo player you could ask if they wanted to play. Most times it was yes and it gave a chance to meet a member.

We were 7 or 8 years old and no one showed us how to play so we just struggled along and played by what we thought were the rules.

Here are some of them:

Would spin the 8 ball in the rack and the player had to break while it was spinning.

If the CB was against the rail we could call cheeks and move the CB the space of the cue butt from the rail, unless they called no cheeks.

If you scratched you had to take a ball out of the pocket to spot. If you scratched and while pocketing a ball you had to take out 2 balls and spot them. If you scratched and the other players ball was pocketed that ball stayed in but you had to spot one of your balls.

If an opponent's ball was blocking your ball you could call spots and remove that ball by spotting it (using a damp finger) until after your shot. Unless they called no spots first. You didn't have to hit your ball first but any ball could be blocking a easy shot.

If you made two balls on the same shot you got two more misses before it was the other players even though one was the opponents ball.

We only played 8 ball as we didn't know about any other game. And would always call what balls we were before the break as we thought there was some luck or magic involved by being either stripes or solids.

And it always seemed as if someone would come up with some new call out like no chalk, or spits where they would put some spit on your cue tip. Problem was we weren't that good anyways and it would almost take the whole 1/2 hour to finish a game and most times we didn't. And it became more of a game of calling cheeks, chalk, spots and etc before the other player called out no cheeks, spots and etc with a lot or arguing. As we got a little older we would agreed to play without all that BS of calling out that BS and eliminated it but still would cheek the CB from the rail and spot a ball if it was blocking a shot.

When we finally got old enough to be able to go into the older boys room we learned the "proper" way to play but still spinned the 8 ball.

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I don't ever play by these rules except with one person. My wife.

She likes to humor me and play pool but really doesn't have much interest. For some reason she thinks golf rules should apply to pool. Which is funny cause she doesn't play golf. She wants mulligans. If she has to shot over a ball she wants to be able to mark the ball with a quarter or something until she hits and then put it back in its spot. Like your cheeks rule she wants to be able to move the ball away from the rail. Just like miniature golf where you can move the ball a club head away.
 
Hahaha, I remember playing by some crazy rules like when I was young. Although these are rather funny, they make about as much sense or more than some of the rules I've seen in the APA bar leagues.
 
When my wife and I started playing and had virtually no ability at all, we started playing 3-shot minimum, i.e. unless you scratched, you got at least 3 shots before your turn was up.
 
We had a pole at the side of our home table.If it interfered with your shot you could move the cue ball a few inches either way to clear.Rare we used it but....
 
Don't ever play Alter Boy Rules with a Preacher. Specially if there is a Coke, Bag of Chips and a Chocolate Bar at stake.

Wow, can't believe it, this post was the final one that will get me a few extra years in H E Double Hockey Sticks.
 
This one

There is a 8 Ball bar league in my little hick town. I don't play in it because of the rules, I also don't like the tables, but it's the rules that kill me. There is a "no safeties, no ball in hand" rule. So you end up with a bunch of grown men acting like they ain't shooting a safety and can pretty much hit the cue ball into any ball with out rail contact, etc. or a foul.

I have substituted for a couple of friends and it is funny to watch how creative players can be when they shoot a safety and act like it is an accident when they hit their opponents ball first or the cue ball goes to a safe place.

One guy I was playing said "no pocket" and shot a safety. I called him on it and he told me it was not a safety, he just wasn't calling a pocket. Cracked me up, so I just shot safeties on him from then on and said "no pocket". He did not find it funny, but I sure did.

But, in the big scheme of things it's their league and they can play by what ever rules they want and if I don't like them I can opt out, which I do. For most of them it's a time to drink beer, visit and have fun. So good for them.
 
I started playing pool years ago at the Boy's Club. They had a few pool tables that you had to reserve for 1/2 hour periods. If there was a solo player you could ask if they wanted to play. Most times it was yes and it gave a chance to meet a member.

We were 7 or 8 years old and no one showed us how to play so we just struggled along and played by what we thought were the rules.

Here are some of them:

Would spin the 8 ball in the rack and the player had to break while it was spinning.

If the CB was against the rail we could call cheeks and move the CB the space of the cue butt from the rail, unless they called no cheeks.

If you scratched you had to take a ball out of the pocket to spot. If you scratched and while pocketing a ball you had to take out 2 balls and spot them. If you scratched and the other players ball was pocketed that ball stayed in but you had to spot one of your balls.

If an opponent's ball was blocking your ball you could call spots and remove that ball by spotting it (using a damp finger) until after your shot. Unless they called no spots first. You didn't have to hit your ball first but any ball could be blocking a easy shot.

If you made two balls on the same shot you got two more misses before it was the other players even though one was the opponents ball.

We only played 8 ball as we didn't know about any other game. And would always call what balls we were before the break as we thought there was some luck or magic involved by being either stripes or solids.

And it always seemed as if someone would come up with some new call out like no chalk, or spits where they would put some spit on your cue tip. Problem was we weren't that good anyways and it would almost take the whole 1/2 hour to finish a game and most times we didn't. And it became more of a game of calling cheeks, chalk, spots and etc before the other player called out no cheeks, spots and etc with a lot or arguing. As we got a little older we would agreed to play without all that BS of calling out that BS and eliminated it but still would cheek the CB from the rail and spot a ball if it was blocking a shot.

When we finally got old enough to be able to go into the older boys room we learned the "proper" way to play but still spinned the 8 ball.

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We still play by those rules... but you need to roll the CB at least 2" for it to be a legal hit. :D

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I need a video of spinning the 8-ball. I'm not getting it.

Freddie <~~~ wants to spin it to win it
 
When i was kid in the pool room we would play pea(pill pool) pool for 25 cents per man.
Sometimes we would play the game using mum pool rules. If you spoke you had to pay everyone a 25 cents penalty.
Sometimes we would add that you could not touch the butt of your cue on the floor in addition to mum pool rules. Again another 25 cents penalty.
 
I need a video of spinning the 8-ball. I'm not getting it.

Freddie <~~~ wants to spin it to win it

Rack the balls for 8 ball. Before you remove the rack you spin the 8 ball in the rack with your fingers so it is spinning when they break the rack.

It was something that we did and funny thing was that I seen some adults do it.

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My favorite rule, in practice, ----> if a ball rattled the pocket, I could put it down with my hand....

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...... started that rule about 6 months ago..........:grin-square::grin-square:
 
Around here it's still considered "dirty pool" to play a safety. People still do but at least act like they are trying to make a ball.
No ball in hand unless the CB is scratched and then you get it in the kitchen.

Open table and you want to shoot a combo they have to both be the same suite.

8 ball has to go clean so no caroms with it.

Call all shots. Like " Combo, 4 into the 6, 6 off the rail then clip the 2 and in the corner.
But then on a long shot down the rail it's ok to hit the rail a diamond before the pocket, or more without calling it.

And it changes from bar to bar, lol.
 
I'm not sure if this was used at any other pool room than mine, but there was so much sharking when gambling, we went to "no-talk-9ball". If you said anything at all, your opponent immediately got one point added to his score (and you kept playing that rack). In other words, you couldn't even say something sarcastic on a gimmie 9 ball without losing an extra point.
 
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