Dark Efren

[crawfish]

I have never played the US Open before, which I will play, or at least plan to play if I can get time off from work. As God as my witness, I hope I draw Efren in the first round. I've got a little surprise for him. I'll give you guys a hint. It is green and in liquid form.

Nightie night Mr. Efren. Here comes the Crawfish.

 

[JoeyA]

I have never played the US Open before, which I will play, or at least plan to play if I can get time off from work. As God as my witness, I hope I draw Efren in the first round. I've got a little surprise for him. I'll give you guys a hint. It is green and in liquid form.

Nightie night Mr. Efren. Here comes the Crawfish.

NyQuil, from the Crawfish? If so, just make sure it is the night-time stuff, not the day-time stuff or you might have your hands full.
JoeyA

 

[crawfish]

Not Nyquil

NyQuil, from the Crawfish? If so, just make sure it is the night-time stuff, not the day-time stuff or you might have your hands full.
JoeyA

It isn't Nyquil. Oh no. I sprung for the good stuff. I've been saving this concoction for just such an occasion. If this won't have him staggering, nothing will. It's a prescribed concoction for severe headaches and reflux containing a form of morphine/codeine. Oh yeah, somebody better bring Mr. "I just got lucky" a pillow and slobber bucket. By the way, in accordance with federal regulations, I AM just joking. Get ready you runout guru, I can make a few balls myself. I'll wake him up when it's his shot. I might have to have someone prop him up, but I don't care. I'm taking off the 'pino!

 

[Hail Mary Shot]

You need to see a doctor.

I don't need to listen to someone who can't even make the 1 ball ! LOL !

 

[Sprite]

I don't need to listen to someone who can't even make the 1 ball ! LOL !

You listen to my post?

 

[crosseyedjoe]

Anyone remember this;

"Put...g inang siete, akala ko dalawa na." - on national tv.

 

[JoeyA]

It isn't Nyquil. Oh no. I sprung for the good stuff. I've been saving this concoction for just such an occasion. If this won't have him staggering, nothing will. It's a prescribed concoction for severe headaches and reflux containing a form of morphine/codeine. Oh yeah, somebody better bring Mr. "I just got lucky" a pillow and slobber bucket. By the way, in accordance with federal regulations, I AM just joking. Get ready you runout guru, I can make a few balls myself. I'll wake him up when it's his shot. I might have to have someone prop him up, but I don't care. I'm taking off the 'pino!

So you are going to call this concoction a Crawfish-Pino-Colata?
JoeyA

 

[crawfish]

Yeah, baby

So you are going to call this concoction a Crawfish-Pino-Colata?
JoeyA

Oh yeah, my own version of a 'pino colata. Nightie night Mr. Reyes.

 

[Renegade]

Anyone remember this;

"Put...g inang siete, akala ko dalawa na." - on national tv.

translation pls....did efren say this? and was it in a tournament?

 

[gopi-1]

translation pls....did efren say this? and was it in a tournament?

Trans: "Mothe***f**kin' 7!!! I thought I've pocketed 2!!!"

 

[crosseyedjoe]

translation pls....did efren say this? and was it in a tournament?

That was during the double-dutch match-up between Phils and Taiwan. I think someone posted the video a while ago.

Put..ng ina - S.O.B, but the way gopi-1 translated it is how most American will say it.

 

[vin]

i heard that video efren and django was talking hahaha

 

[Black-Balled]

bump!!!!!!!!!

(I love this one)

 

[teedotaj]

thanks for the bump! haha! i never would have found this thread if not for the bump! it took away an hour of my life! good read still!

wonder if JoeyA got over his traumatic truth haha

 

[JoeyA]

thanks for the bump! haha! i never would have found this thread if not for the bump! it took away an hour of my life! good read still!

wonder if JoeyA got over his traumatic truth haha

I have been to the VA seeking balance in my life and have finally gotten over the "traumatic truth". (If that's the worse thing that Efren did intentionally or otherwise, I can forgive him.) :smile:

JoeyA

 

[Marvel]

As for Efren, let's just say that when you play him he doesn't mind letting you know who you're playing.

Yeah, this is well said. I wasn't copletely happy about his demeanors when I played him in the US.Open at -07.

I'd guess, like Crow City Corey also pointed, that when he plays against younger, lesser but still dangerous opponents, he'll take the attention on him couple of times to 'remind' who you are playing.
Probably something similar he'd do when he plays against younger filipinos who he haven't 'accepted' as good enough to beat him but who are threaths already.
I'd guess in money matches this wont happen as he can choose his opponents and play more than just a one set.


He definitely still deserves all the praise he's getting so please don't take me wrong.

 

[SJDinPHX]

Efren is simply the most humble and deserving human being I have ever met. Pool skills aside, he is a joy to know.

Dick

 

[jason]

If you ever see him get upset, you'll see him grab the back of his neck or sratch his head. Sam

So true. If there is ever a tell in pool that would be it.

I have another theory...I think he hides his bag-o-tricks back there!

 

[JoeyA]

Efren is simply the most humble and deserving human being I have ever met. Pool skills aside, he is a joy to know.

Dick

In spite of my hyperbole in this thread, I agree with you 100% Titanic Dick.

JoeyA

 

[Black-Balled]

So true. If there is ever a tell in pool that would be it.

I have another theory...I think he hides his bag-o-tricks back there!

That is a helluva theory!