he screams like his you know what is cought in his zipper
Funny to some, not for me. I got my "you know what" caught in my zipper when I was a young lad :embarrassed2:. Not only painful, but it proved to be the most embarrassing moment of my life, laying on a hospital table with about six nurses all staring down at me (probably doing the best they could trying to stifle their giggling). I wish my parents would've known then that all you had to do was cut the zipper at the bottom with a pair of dikes and just let the darn thing fall apart (the zipper, not my "you know what"

True story.
Maniac (time heals ALL wounds!!!)