I'll set the scene. I'm in the Navy, I was about to transfer from Jacksonville, FL to Columbus, OH, but first I had to do a two week instructor course in Norfolk, VA. So being a pool player, ONE thing automatically pops into my head when I read my orders, Q-Master Baby! I go in there on Wed because they were having their weekly handicap. Thirty-two players, ranked from A+ to D I guess. They make me an A. I win the tournament. I go in the very next day, the kid working behind the counter gives me the balls to a table in the back, the only spot to be in the place and then one of the other workers comes up to me ten minutes later and tells me, "only local players are allowed to play back here". There are like twenty 9-footers in the back room, it's bigger than most pool halls! They only had 3-4 tables going at the time. I couldn't beleive it. I was just hitting some balls, talking to some of the players I had met the other night, Bill Duggan and Junior, a fellow Sailor who plays pretty good and I get kicked out of the back room. They told me I could get a table up front, but only locals can play in the back, not road players. Road player, are you kidding me, I could be in Iraq or Afganistan 72 hours from anytime and you think I'm a friggin road player! The front of the room is NOT where players go. I think my winning their tournament should have established that I wasn't just some guy who plays once a year or something. I was there on orders, looking for something to do. I know they don't think much of the Navy there in Norfolk, that's a fact, but that was ridiculous. I wasn't there to rob anyone, I couldn't. I just wanted to hit some balls in what I considered to be the Yankee Stadium of pool rooms. I cannot believe Barry Berhman endorses this kind of policy, even if it is a road player. Is that place a pool room or is it Augusta National? WTF! NORFOLK SUCKS anyway, worst liquior laws in America, $1000 speeding tickets, lamest strip clubs ever and the sun only shines about 50 days a year. I'd rather jack off a mad grizzly bear with a barb wire glove in a phone booth than take orders to that base!
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