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Two dogs were talking in the Vets office. The German Shepard asked the Poodle what he was doing there.

The Poodle said," My owners left the gate open, I ran off and got the neighbors dog pregnant so I'm getting neutered. What are you in for".

My owner was bent over getting something out of the bottom cupboard, I jumped her from behind and tried to have sex with her".

So, you're here to get neutered as well?

No, said the Shepard, just getting my nails cut.


Sorry, I put this in the wrong thread. Would it help if I said that the Shepard played a little pool?
 
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Blue Hog ridr said:
Two dogs were talking in the Vets office. The German Shepard asked the Poodle what he was doing there.

The Poodle said," My owners left the gate open, I ran off and got the neighbors dog pregnant so I'm getting neutered. What are you in for".

My owner was bent over getting something out of the bottom cupboard, I jumped her from behind and tried to have sex with her".

So, you're here to get neutered as well?

No, said the Shepard, just getting my nails cut.


Sorry, I put this in the wrong thread. Would it help if I said that the Shepard played a little pool?
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Hi Hog, after pulling for the USA these few days we can all use a little humor (oh wouldnt it be sweet to come back and win)thanks for the big laugh, thats a good one for sure, GO USA GO USA GO USA!
 
No, said the Shepard, just getting my nails cut.
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Okay, which one was it? ...one of these?
 

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Ritchie, its not over until its over. Team USA has a bit of a tough row to hoe but they can do it. There are some strong players on the team that can get down when they need to and they will.

Darn, and I missed todays games.
 
Blue Hog ridr said:
Two dogs were talking in the Vets office. The German Shepard asked the Poodle what he was doing there.

The Poodle said," My owners left the gate open, I ran off and got the neighbors dog pregnant so I'm getting neutered. What are you in for".

My owner was bent over getting something out of the bottom cupboard, I jumped her from behind and tried to have sex with her".

So, you're here to get neutered as well?

No, said the Shepard, just getting my nails cut.


Sorry, I put this in the wrong thread. Would it help if I said that the Shepard played a little pool?
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Old mother Hubbard, went to he cupboard to get her dog a bone...
But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
:D
 
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Two drunks were staggering down the street near Sally's place when they happened to see a dog with his hind leg high in the air, licking himself.
One drunk said to the other, "Man, I wish I were able to do that."
And the other drunk said, "Do you think he'd let you?" :smile:
 
Tramp Steamer said:
Two drunks were staggering down the street near Sally's place when they happened to see a dog with his hind leg high in the air, licking himself.
One drunk said to the other, "Man, I wish I were able to do that."
And the other drunk said, "Do you think he'd let you?" :smile:
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Cut, it out Tramp!
You have me laughing all over the place. Blue Hog has me laughing also.
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.
 
Thanks for the laugh guys!!! Funniest joke I've seen in a while!! Hahahaha
 
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