Dumbest $h1t you've done in a pool hall?

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Complex13

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I'm at work and was browsing threads and wanted to start one that would be a fun read. Anyway, what is the dumbest thing you've done in a pool hall?

For me, I was in this pool hall in Des Moines years back that was a "nickel arcade". The Dynamo 7' tables ran on 8 nickels and they had video games and stuff for the kids. It was kind of like a Pool Hall/Chuck E. Cheese type of place called "Loco Joe's". It was a place my 19 and 20 year old friends could go play pool until 2 am at.

Anyway, so I'm drunk and I decide that I'm not going to walk across the place to the restroom to p1ss. I'm going to whip out my unit and p1ss on the pool table leg like a dog. So I'm standing there and I got my junk out and I'm about ready to let loose but my friends crowd around me and I get stagefright and can't pull the trigger. My friends eventually talked me out of the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea at the time but totally dumb looking at the whole thing in hind sight.
 
Complex13 said:
I'm at work and was browsing threads and wanted to start one that would be a fun read. Anyway, what is the dumbest thing you've done in a pool hall?

For me, I was in this pool hall in Des Moines years back that was a "nickel arcade". The Dynamo 7' tables ran on 8 nickels and they had video games and stuff for the kids. It was kind of like a Pool Hall/Chuck E. Cheese type of place called "Loco Joe's". It was a place my 19 and 20 year old friends could go play pool until 2 am at.

Anyway, so I'm drunk and I decide that I'm not going to walk across the place to the restroom to p1ss. I'm going to whip out my unit and p1ss on the pool table leg like a dog. So I'm standing there and I got my junk out and I'm about ready to let loose but my friends crowd around me and I get stagefright and can't pull the trigger. My friends eventually talked me out of the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea at the time but totally dumb looking at the whole thing in hind sight.
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So really you ended up just whipping your unit out for all your friends to see!
 
Complex13 said:
I'm at work and was browsing threads and wanted to start one that would be a fun read. Anyway, what is the dumbest thing you've done in a pool hall?

For me, I was in this pool hall in Des Moines years back that was a "nickel arcade". The Dynamo 7' tables ran on 8 nickels and they had video games and stuff for the kids. It was kind of like a Pool Hall/Chuck E. Cheese type of place called "Loco Joe's". It was a place my 19 and 20 year old friends could go play pool until 2 am at.

Anyway, so I'm drunk and I decide that I'm not going to walk across the place to the restroom to p1ss. I'm going to whip out my unit and p1ss on the pool table leg like a dog. So I'm standing there and I got my junk out and I'm about ready to let loose but my friends crowd around me and I get stagefright and can't pull the trigger. My friends eventually talked me out of the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea at the time but totally dumb looking at the whole thing in hind sight.
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I dont know what the owner was like in that room but drunk or not, odds are in your favor of getting a good beating, unit out and all, in quite a few rooms i know.
 
Ok

I'm so happy to hear that you have grown up.

I don't do dumb things inside or outside of the poolroom, it makes no sense.

Kevin
 
Kevin Lindstrom said:
I'm so happy to hear that you have grown up.

I don't do dumb things inside or outside of the poolroom, it makes no sense.

Kevin
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yea I can't say I've ever done anything stupid inside a pool hall besides getting drunk but thats not stupid!
 
It's actually pretty excusable if your singing some Nugent while you're doing it

"when in doubt I whip it out, got me a rocknroll band it's a free for all"
 
Complex13 said:
I'm at work and was browsing threads and wanted to start one that would be a fun read. Anyway, what is the dumbest thing you've done in a pool hall?

For me, I was in this pool hall in Des Moines years back that was a "nickel arcade". The Dynamo 7' tables ran on 8 nickels and they had video games and stuff for the kids. It was kind of like a Pool Hall/Chuck E. Cheese type of place called "Loco Joe's". It was a place my 19 and 20 year old friends could go play pool until 2 am at.

Anyway, so I'm drunk and I decide that I'm not going to walk across the place to the restroom to p1ss. I'm going to whip out my unit and p1ss on the pool table leg like a dog. So I'm standing there and I got my junk out and I'm about ready to let loose but my friends crowd around me and I get stagefright and can't pull the trigger. My friends eventually talked me out of the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea at the time but totally dumb looking at the whole thing in hind sight.
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Not related to a pool hall, but here is a story. Only the old timers will remember this, but some of the old bars used to have a water trough built into the front of the bar for the guys who chewed tobacco to spit in. Spittoons could get a little messy with spit and tobacco on the floor around the spittoon. A guy in his 90's who used to own several taverns in St Louis told me that one day some hoosier (hoosier in St Louis is a derogatory term for unsophisticated people) took a leak in the water trough at his bar. He wasn't trying to be a jerk, he just thought that's what it was for.
 
my dumbest thing

hook up w/ girls you meet in a pool hall. Nuthin but drama. Seriously never date girls you meet in a pool hall.
 
8-10 years ago when I was first starting to really play pool and play well (what I thought was well at the time because I was playing on 7' coin-op bar boxes) and I consistantly beat the regulars in that bar (HORRIBLE players in hindsite) I had one night where I had won like 28 games in a row just dicing up these idiots one after the other with lots of people watching (weekend night lots of different "challegers" ie; retards) I got all cocky and spun my Cue (new Lucasi, I was all proud of at the time) ala; vince (C.O.M.) slipped outta my hand hit the concrete... snapped the shaft in half.

Doh.
 
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Put all my money in a wallet and put the wallet in the back pocket of loose jeans. Was pickpocketed and lost 600+. When I told a few pool players I was pickpocketed I got the response.."you dumbass dont you know to carry your bankroll in your front pocket?"
 
Qjunkie said:
hook up w/ girls you meet in a pool hall. Nuthin but drama. Seriously never date girls you meet in a pool hall.
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It's much worse if you try to date two of them...:sorry:
 
corvette1340 said:
banged a girl in the girls bathroom at The Brass Rail in Athens and got caught by an employee.
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That's not dumb. That's legendary.

BUt... I think you knew that. ;) Rep to you for a good disguised brag post.
 
Beware_of_Dawg said:
That's not dumb. That's legendary.

BUt... I think you knew that. ;) Rep to you for a good disguised brag post.
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the dumb part was that we didn't finish.

Edit: it's also gonna be hard to beat out OP for dumbest sh*t done. P*ssing on a pool table leg in front of everyone? Wow, just wow.
 
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Played a race to 9 in my boxers. I was a "little" drunk and said to myself, 'its hot in here'. My friend took my pants and hid them for an hour. I was so drunk i didnt care, went out for a cig, hanging at the bar, etc.
 
corvette1340 said:
the dumb part was that we didn't finish.

Edit: it's also gonna be hard to beat out OP for dumbest sh*t done. P*ssing on a pool table leg in front of everyone? Wow, just wow.
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The dumbest part was the fact that you didn't find somewhere else to finish!!
 
Complex13 said:
I'm at work and was browsing threads and wanted to start one that would be a fun read. Anyway, what is the dumbest thing you've done in a pool hall?


For me, I was in this pool hall in Des Moines years back that was a "nickel arcade". The Dynamo 7' tables ran on 8 nickels and they had video games and stuff for the kids. It was kind of like a Pool Hall/Chuck E. Cheese type of place called "Loco Joe's". It was a place my 19 and 20 year old friends could go play pool until 2 am at.

Anyway, so I'm drunk and I decide that I'm not going to walk across the place to the restroom to p1ss. I'm going to whip out my unit and p1ss on the pool table leg like a dog. So I'm standing there and I got my junk out and I'm about ready to let loose but my friends crowd around me and I get stagefright and can't pull the trigger. My friends eventually talked me out of the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea at the time but totally dumb looking at the whole thing in hind sight.
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I don't think I'll have you over anytime soon to play on my home table. LOL

Stones
 
Qjunkie said:
hook up w/ girls you meet in a pool hall. Nuthin but drama. Seriously never date girls you meet in a pool hall.
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All of my serious girlfriends were met in the pool hall, the same pool hall as a matter of fact. 10 years worth of relationships between 3 girls and I would say that they were all good hearted and worthwhile, maybe your selection process isn't so hot.

Focus: We kept playing pool DURING an earthquake in California, we were playing after hours at Varsity Billiards one night when it struck around 3am. I was headed out the door when the friend I was playing with said "keep shooting keep shooting!!". The balls were going everywhere and the overhead lamps were swinging out past the sides of the tables, good thing we were luckier than smart and didn't get hurt.
 
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Qjunkie said:
hook up w/ girls you meet in a pool hall. Nuthin but drama. Seriously never date girls you meet in a pool hall.
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I wouls only change that to: (never) hook up w/ girls you meet in a pool hall. Nuthin but drama. Seriously never date girls you meet in a pool hall
 
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