Shit, I'm pretty disappointed in this lot.
Lemme sweeten the deal: I'll pay $22 to ensure chopdoc earns supplemental meaning.
OK.
If this happens I will cut it up and make Christmas ornaments out of it. My wife is a crafter, my daughter is an artist, and I do leather work. My house could compete with Hobby Lobby for supplies. Daughter's work: LINK Videos: LINK 2
We have glitter, glue, paint, yarn, ribbon, leather....you name it, and I have tools.
I will give the first 10 people to kick in $20 to @vintagecollectibles831 a Christmas ornament shipped by December 9th. What is December 9th? A very important day for cue lovers. (first one already goes to Black-Balled)
That's 10 Christmas ornaments made from whatever this thing is made of. And $200 for him.
What could go wrong? How could he lose? He even gets to keep the shaft. That's a $200 shaft.
Am I crazy? Yup.
Oh. And I will make another one for @Sev because he's my Cowboy Cupcake.
Now, let's see what happens....