Efren Reyes: The World's Most Interesting Pool Player

He once reduced an opponent to an incoherent sobbing heap on the floor by playing 971 consecutive safeties while on the 8 in the final rack of a match, hooking his opponent behind the 9 every time.

-Andrew
 
He once won the World Championship against his only competitor, Cesar Morales, because nobody else was qualified.
 
Efren is known for his famous Z-kick against earl. What people don't know is that he was gonna play his usual W-kick but he heard earl has a temper.

Efren doesn't get hooked.
He plays position behind balls sometimes to practice his kicks.
 
When the great Efren passes away he will forever change the way time is referred to. On death it will become the year 0 A.E. and all time before will be referred to as B.E.

A.E. = After Efren
B.E. = Before Efren

Another One... I heard this one is true too.

Efren once hit a cue ball with back hand english and stopped a truck to save a baby's life...That kid was Lee Van Corteza
 
Efren once went scuba diving with in the Pacific Ocean and all the sharks beached themselves for a five mile radius.
 
CreeDo said:
Efren is known for his famous Z-kick against earl. What people don't know is that he was gonna play his usual W-kick but he heard earl has a temper.
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I lol'd.

Did you know that the Aleut Indians have 29 different words for snow? In Tagalog there are 114 different words for Efren Reyes.

-Andrew
 
Efren has single handedly change the migration patterns of railbirds all over the world.
 
One year on Halloween, Efren dressed up as Willie Mosconi and ran 526 then missed.
 
Efren once hiked up Mount Everest with a pool table on his back just to make sure he had beaten everyone in the world.
 
Efren once hustled Imelda Marcos out of her entire shoe collection just to make sure nobody could ever get an edge with "pool shoes".
 
In Vegas, Efren once won the BCA open one-handed and blind folded, hit the Double Diamond machine (twice), and was chauffeured the entire trip by Wayne Newton and 5 strippers from Cheetas and then was over heard saying, "I got Lucky!"
 
Efren was once put in the electric chair at the start of a match because the ref flipped a coin instead of lagging, the chair shorted out.
 
He can do anything...

He once created cloud cover over the entire planet.....JUST SO PLANET EARTH WOULD LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A CUE BALL!!!!!!

Another feat never to be matched....

Mr. J.
 
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