Efren vs. God

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thebighurt

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This is God speaking and I am getting a little tired of hearing how great this Efren Reyes guy is, after all I created him. All I hear is how great he kicks, his cueball control, his one pocket knowledge, everybody is saying that this guy is the best ever. I can give anybody in the world the 6 out and the breaks after all I am GOD. I am about to offer him the 6 out and the breaks for 500 billion dollars and let everybody in the world load up on him and I will bust the whole planet.Let me just do a quick review of this guy because I have never reallly watched him play and than I am going to make him the offer. I am just going to play back real quick all the footage of him since he came to this country. Here we go... what the fu**... holysh**... how the hell did he do that... what the fu** did he put on that cueball.... that shot was impossible... After further review I will take the 8 race to 9 for $ 20.00.
p.s. Does anybody know if Efren gives private lessons?

GOD
 
DUDE ...that was the funniest shit i have read all year...i am actually thinking about putting that on a tee shirt...thanks for the chuckle...im headed out for my 2 hour practice session i do everday for pool and im glad i got a laugh in...ha ha ha ha
 
Assumeing makes an ass out of u and me

As I read your post, I started to anticipate what was going to happen. I thought they would play and God would kick his butt. :) Boy was I wrong. :D Very Funny! Hope everyone will take it in the humor it was intended.

Oops, I thought this program, in the heading, would automatically make the a** look like that, and now I can't change it. Sorry, me bad. Will know the next time.
 
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thebighurt said:
This is God speaking and I am getting a little tired of hearing how great this Efren Reyes guy is, after all I created him. All I hear is how great he kicks, his cueball control, his one pocket knowledge, everybody is saying that this guy is the best ever. I can give anybody in the world the 6 out and the breaks after all I am GOD. I am about to offer him the 6 out and the breaks for 500 billion dollars and let everybody in the world load up on him and I will bust the whole planet.Let me just do a quick review of this guy because I have never reallly watched him play and than I am going to make him the offer. I am just going to play back real quick all the footage of him since he came to this country. Here we go... what the fu**... holysh**... how the hell did he do that... what the fu** did he put on that cueball.... that shot was impossible... After further review I will take the 8 race to 9 for $ 20.00.
p.s. Does anybody know if Efren gives private lessons?

GOD
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Willie ….Willie …WILLIE!

Wake up and smell the coffee dude, you're sleep posting again.

(funny stuff thebighurt, thanks for the laugh!!)
 
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thepavlos said:
How about Efren vs a team of mini-Ditkas?
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Pav,
Get real dude, Ditka doesn't even play pool. He would have to take a lesson (?from MJ?) and then practice a week or two before he could stomp Efren.
 
thebighurt said:
This is God speaking and I am getting a little tired of hearing how great this Efren Reyes guy is, after all I created him. All I hear is how great he kicks, his cueball control, his one pocket knowledge, everybody is saying that this guy is the best ever. I can give anybody in the world the 6 out and the breaks after all I am GOD. I am about to offer him the 6 out and the breaks for 500 billion dollars and let everybody in the world load up on him and I will bust the whole planet.Let me just do a quick review of this guy because I have never reallly watched him play and than I am going to make him the offer. I am just going to play back real quick all the footage of him since he came to this country. Here we go... what the fu**... holysh**... how the hell did he do that... what the fu** did he put on that cueball.... that shot was impossible... After further review I will take the 8 race to 9 for $ 20.00.
p.s. Does anybody know if Efren gives private lessons?

GOD
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That is one of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time:D
 
mini Ditka strategy

The mini Ditkas would not even have to shoot; they would just have to get behind the balls and run them in before Efren could squash them. Think about it ... I know I'm right.
Paul
 
Even chuck norris, roundhouse kicks and all still needs the 8 from ER...:D


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Getnbzy said:
Even chuck norris, roundhouse kicks and all still needs the 8 from ER...:D


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When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
 
I hear there's some guys from Traverse City, Michigan that could take an intermission from their league and kick Efren's and Chuck Norris' butts ;) !
 
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