I worked with a guy that claimed if he ever hit the lotto he would use the money for drugs, booze, gambling, and women and if there was any left over he would waste it on food and rent. If you knew him you had to believe it.
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I worked with a guy that claimed if he ever hit the lotto he would use the money for drugs, booze, gambling, and women and if there was any left over he would waste it on food and rent. If you knew him you had to believe it.
Nice. BTW, it was a #69- Beef & Broccoli (not Kung Pow).
Actually, SS, while I appreciate the generosity, I cannot, in good conscience, take your donation. I think you should apply the $10 towards a place of your own. I know it's expensive living in the Philly burbs, but it's time to move out of mommy and daddy's house, you're, like, 40, dude!
Eric >thinking of others
@Blackjack- thanks! Actually, I do still have a VCR, so that VHS tape will be awesome!
@DaveK- Hitman or male masseuse/trainer. I'd do either for the right pay.
@Koop- I dumped that Russian ho in Vegas, off on you, no givebacks.
@UrackmIcrackm- William "Fridge" Perry might be a better pairing for da Freezer
@mikeyfrost- the Nutty Casemaker has me on Super na-na ignore, so no worries about being harassed
@ridinda9- great minds, ....
@Rodney- I don't play much one pocket. Did you pick this nitty move up from *some other poster*?
@Tate- once again, your generosity knows no bounds. You are gold in my book.
@richiebalto- I am not on the good action list. how bout, heads I win, tails you lose?
@cycopath- the memory is the first thing to go. I can't remember what the second thing is, tho...
@LAlouie- I thank you?
@manwon- of course, it's a worthy cause(but not a noble one)
@cuesblues- I am at the top of mediocre
@TheBook- that was my twin brother, separated by an inept maternity ward
Eric
@DaveK- Hitman or male masseuse/trainer. I'd do either for the right pay.
@Koop- I dumped that Russian ho in Vegas, off on you, no givebacks.
@UrackmIcrackm- William "Fridge" Perry might be a better pairing for da Freezer
@mikeyfrost- the Nutty Casemaker has me on Super na-na ignore, so no worries about being harassed
@ridinda9- great minds, ....
@Rodney- I don't play much one pocket. Did you pick this nitty move up from *some other poster*?
@Tate- once again, your generosity knows no bounds. You are gold in my book.
@richiebalto- I am not on the good action list. how bout, heads I win, tails you lose?
@cycopath- the memory is the first thing to go. I can't remember what the second thing is, tho...
@LAlouie- I thank you?
@manwon- of course, it's a worthy cause(but not a noble one)
@cuesblues- I am at the top of mediocre
@TheBook- that was my twin brother, separated by an inept maternity ward
Eric
In light of all the hubbub about sponsorship dollars, I've decided to jump in the mix.
My business has been a lil slow. I'm planning on doing some Pool related travel. I need everyone to send me $1. You can PayPal me, mail it or just stuff it in my underwear, next time you see me.
I promise to say good things about you.
Eric >almost a 501c
Eric,
You know I'm always good for $10.
Matt
@Matt- you are the best. How can you not respect a guy that offers a 10 spot, when only a greenback is necessary to play? BTW, the guy with the sunglasses and golf club, in your avatar, looks like a blind man with a cane. DO NOT attempt to gamble Golf with him at night.
Eric
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Don't you still owe me money? 
Eric
You have the same right to ask for money as anyone else on this forum. In fact the only difference is that you have a job or business and are probably paying taxes instead of collecting unemployment or welfare. We need more people like you to keep working to fund the pot.
When I get my welfare or unemployment check, don't know what comes earlier as I have am few accounts so that I can collect both, along with my disability, and the money my wife gets for the kids that we dont have and a few other government hand outs (Damn I love the Democrats, some day I might vote) I will pop a few in your account.
You have the same right to ask for money as anyone else on this forum. In fact the only difference is that you have a job or business and are probably paying taxes instead of collecting unemployment or welfare. We need more people like you to keep working to fund the pot.
When I get my welfare or unemployment check, don't know what comes earlier as I have am few accounts so that I can collect both, along with my disability, and the money my wife gets for the kids that we dont have and a few other government hand outs (Damn I love the Democrats, some day I might vote) I will pop a few in your account.
In light of all the hubbub about sponsorship dollars, I've decided to jump in the mix.
My business has been a lil slow. I'm planning on doing some Pool related travel. I need everyone to send me $1. You can PayPal me, mail it or just stuff it in my underwear, next time you see me.
I promise to say good things about you.
Eric >almost a 501c
Eric, although you are only asking for $1, you want to use PayPal, which I don't use, or mail, and I'm not paying postage, so that only leaves me one option.
Can I give you $2 the next time I see you if you don't force me to stuff it in your underwear? :yikes:
I'll pay 3 bucks to see Rich stuff 2 bucks in your underwear. Of course I've never seen Rich drink more than a beer or two and I know it is going to take a lot more than that for him to shove anything in or out of your underwear.Eric, although you are only asking for $1, you want to use PayPal, which I don't use, or mail, and I'm not paying postage, so that only leaves me one option.
Can I give you $2 the next time I see you if you don't force me to stuff it in your underwear? :yikes:
Steve.<== Thinks Eric is a fail as a scammer.
In light of all the hubbub about sponsorship dollars, I've decided to jump in the mix.
My business has been a lil slow. I'm planning on doing some Pool related travel. I need everyone to send me $1. You can PayPal me, mail it or just stuff it in my underwear, next time you see me.
I promise to say good things about you.
Eric >almost a 501c
Until you look as cute as Ashley and Melinda you'll get nothing from me! So just keep stuffing your own underwear!!!
Nice. BTW, it was a #69- Beef & Broccoli (not Kung Pow).
Actually, SS, while I appreciate the generosity, I cannot, in good conscience, take your donation. I think you should apply the $10 towards a place of your own. I know it's expensive living in the Philly burbs, but it's time to move out of mommy and daddy's house, you're, like, 40, dude!
Eric >thinking of others
NICE!
I might have to up it to $20!:wink:
Eric,
Instead of sending a dollar, can I just buy you another shot next time I see you?
Hope that helps ya somehow.
Instead of sending a dollar, can I just buy you another shot next time I see you?
Hope that helps ya somehow.
I never heard of this guy Eric. Is he for real? I think JAM would know! Real good players don't have to ask as the Sponsers will come to them. Keith Mcready can get a sponser anytime he wants.He is that good!:thumbup:
Eric is well worthy of sponsorship.
Who are we to stand in the way of his dream?!
No one is forcing anyone to donate.
And real good pool players ASK for sponsorship all the time.
I have a tip tapper/ scuffer you can borrow.
I don't think you would want it in your underwear though.
I don't think you would want it in your underwear though.
OK.. I can live with that! What events has he won? I have never heard of the guy. He might be up & coming but, I have read no news about him at all.
BRILLIANT! :thud:
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You guys are all cheapskates! Although I have no idea who Eric is and if he plays better than Dippy, he does have a dream of hitting it big time. For that, I'm gonna donate $3000 :wink: and hope he doesn't spend it all before the day is out. :rotflmao:
