It is funny you mention Germany. I was playing in a tournament in Germany and one of my matches was with a guy I had not seen yet. Our match gets called and I arrive at the table and I am hitting some balls when this guy comes in.
He looks just like the guy in the painting "Blue Boy"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/yourpaintings/paintings/blue-boy-68676
I am not kidding he is even dressed like that painting, My wife nicknamed him "European man" when she later tells the story. He has this elegant box case that he puts on his side player table. Out comes his break cue and jump cue and playing cue, all high end.
He has a hand towel and tip shapers his own power and chalk he was really something. We get ready to play and he wants to lag for the break rather then toss a coin as everybody had been doing.
I should add, this was a big tournament with all the top Europe players and a few Americans, this was not league night and the bleachers were full.
Long story short, he can't make a ball. This guy could not beat anybody. I won like 11 to 1 and I completely forge how he won the one game. The best part was after the match. He shakes hands and packs up all his stuff like nothing had happened. He seemed completely oblivious to everything almost delusional.