Fake me out with this Pool Tour.....

[corvette1340]

sung to "Take me out to the Ballgame"

Performed by Earl Strickland and the whining quartet

"Fake me out with this Pool tour"

"Fake me out with the crowds"

"Pay me from Reno with Cracker Jacks"

"KT knows that I'll always come back"

"So its root, root, root for Chicago"

"We'll take their word its for sure"

"Cause it's Deno, Ho, KT says he's OUT"

"At the failed pool tour"

 

[cuetique]

*Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap*

 

[Johnnyt]

sung to "Take me out to the Ballgame"

Performed by Earl Strickland and the whining quartet

"Fake me out with this Pool tour"

"Fake me out with the crowds"

"Pay me from Reno with Cracker Jacks"

"KT knows that I'll always come back"

"So its root, root, root for Chicago"

"We'll take their word its for sure"

"Cause it's Deno, Ho, KT says he's OUT"

"At the failed pool tour"

Very good. Johnnyt

 

[sjm]

You are a very gifted songwriter. Let me know when you release your first album.

 

[pooltchr]

sung to "Take me out to the Ballgame"

Performed by Earl Strickland and the whining quartet

"Fake me out with this Pool tour"

"Fake me out with the crowds"

"Pay me from Reno with Cracker Jacks"

"KT knows that I'll always come back"

"So its root, root, root for Chicago"

"We'll take their word its for sure"

"Cause it's Deno, Ho, KT says he's OUT"

"At the failed pool tour"

Play Pool!!!!

 

[jjinfla]

sung to "Take me out to the Ballgame"

Performed by Earl Strickland and the whining quartet

"Fake me out with this Pool tour"

"Fake me out with the crowds"

"Pay me from Reno with Cracker Jacks"

"KT knows that I'll always come back"

"So its root, root, root for Chicago"

"We'll take their word its for sure"

"Cause it's Deno, Ho, KT says he's OUT"

"At the failed pool tour"

Hey Hey

Let's play two.

 

[jimmyg]

sung to "Take me out to the Ballgame"

Performed by Earl Strickland and the whining quartet

"Fake me out with this Pool tour"

"Fake me out with the crowds"

"Pay me from Reno with Cracker Jacks"

"KT knows that I'll always come back"

"So its root, root, root for Chicago"

"We'll take their word its for sure"

"Cause it's Deno, Ho, KT says he's OUT"

"At the failed pool tour"

I was actually singing it in my mind.

Great beat, good words, and easy to dance to.
Jimmy

 

[Jimmy M.]

"Pay me from Reno with Cracker Jacks"

"KT knows that I'll always come back"

You hit the nail on the head with this one. Maybe ole Mike the Mouth gave the idea to KT by telling him how Don Mackey was able to stick around so long by owing everyone enough money that they were scared they wouldn't get paid if he went away.

The players aren't going to speak out against the IPT because, as of now, they're still holding out hope that they're going to get paid. And, like the song says, if there's a tournament in Chicago, "they'll come back" regardless of whether they've been paid or not. Apparently pool players are accustomed to pounding sensations in their asses because every time we get someone from the "outside world" to come in and "help", they end up bending the players over like Jenna Jameson.

 

[jay helfert]

sung to "Take me out to the Ballgame"

Performed by Earl Strickland and the whining quartet

"Fake me out with this Pool tour"

"Fake me out with the crowds"

"Pay me from Reno with Cracker Jacks"

"KT knows that I'll always come back"

"So its root, root, root for Chicago"

"We'll take their word its for sure"

"Cause it's Deno, Ho, KT says he's OUT"

"At the failed pool tour"

We must be in the 7th inning stretch. The game is not quite over.

 

[Dead Money]

Real words,real true, real funny