Finish the joke
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... One time I left this on the front seat of my car. When I came back someone had broken in and had left another one.
......to the bartender "If you set a shot glass on the bar, I'll bet you this Meucci cue to your $50 that I can piss into it from five feet away and not get one single drop anywhere else but into the glass. The bartender takes him up on the offer and sets a shot glass on top of the bar. The man with the cue backs up five feet, unzips his pants, pulls out his "package" and proceeds to piss all over the bartenders face and clothes. When it's over, the bartender towels his face off and with a huge smile on his face gladly accepts the Meucci cue from the man. The bartender comments to the man that he shouldn't have made such a bad bet and the man replies "Bad bet? Are you kidding? Hell, see that guy over at the corner table with the frown on his face? I bet him yesterday my $50 against his vintage Balabushka that I could walk in here today and not only get away with pissing all over your face, but that you'd be happy about it if I did".
Maniac
and says......
I hear there's a toilet that needs plunging.
I hear there's a toilet that needs plunging.
LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!!! Wheres the trash can?
give us a couple beers. The beers arrive and his buddy slams his beer down and then slams the other one down. It makes the first guy so mad that he takes the cue, hits the guy over the head, knocks him out and then proceeds to "violate" him for several minutes, leaving him unconscious in the corner.
He straightens himself out and walks to the bar and orders two more beers.
He turns around and yells "Now, anybody else wanna try that?".
A meek little fellow that has been watching the whole show gets up and says "Sir, I would like to give it a shot, but do you have to hit me in the head with that cue first?....."
hey bartender!
the bartender replies "Hey. Where in the hell did you find that thing?"
The Meucci cue says " over in the aiming thread. They buy anything over there!"
:grin-square::grin:
..."My buddy left a cue just like this here last week. Do you still have it? We need to skim the pool."
..."How much will you knock off if we do a trade-in for one of your house cues?"
..."Neither of us could find a plunger but if we tape a trash bag to this, it should do the trick."
edit: greenman beat me to it.
..."How much will you knock off if we do a trade-in for one of your house cues?"
..."Neither of us could find a plunger but if we tape a trash bag to this, it should do the trick."
edit: greenman beat me to it.
anyone know how to play pool?
I'm the best in the world and if you don't believe me...try and prove different.:clapping:
This is what I used to do and say in the 1980's and hardly anyone could prove different.
Actually...nothing has changed....:shrug:
..."Let's play some 9-ball, race to 5. You know I'm broke, but I do have this brand new Meucci cue you can own." The second guy says, "Yeah? And what if I win?"
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them is carrying a Meucci cue.
And the other one is Buddy Hall with a big fat smile on his face , who hollars out , I'M BUYING !!
And the other one is Buddy Hall with a big fat smile on his face , who hollars out , I'M BUYING !!
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them is carrying a Meucci cue. He says:
...tonight my friend, I'm gonna shoot like a beast using the TOI system !
other guy says: TOI ?? what the hayull is TOI ?
he answers:
...its my own ingenius creation, called Touch of Intoxication, dude
...tonight my friend, I'm gonna shoot like a beast using the TOI system !
other guy says: TOI ?? what the hayull is TOI ?
he answers:
...its my own ingenius creation, called Touch of Intoxication, dude
:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup: Awesome!!!
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them is carrying a Meucci cue. He says: Bob Meucci invented 6 axis machining... at that point the bartender shot him and said Hi, I'm Thomas Wayne.
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them is carrying a Meucci cue. He says: They call this a May-OOOOCHIE... at which point the half deaf prostitute in the corner says.. Hey I might be big but you won't fall into MY-Cooochie.
JV
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them is carrying a Meucci cue. He says: They call this a May-OOOOCHIE... at which point the half deaf prostitute in the corner says.. Hey I might be big but you won't fall into MY-Cooochie.
JV