Finish this sentence " A banger is defined as......

tjlmbklr

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I am on lunch at work and thought I'd start another fun poking thread like THIS one here.


A banger is defined as................fill in the blanks people.

I'll get it started with this one.

A banger is defined as a person who uses draw on every shot and only knows 2 speeds; hard and really hard!
 
Wow for a second there I didn't know what you meant, but then I saw you're Perk. Sorry no prize for this one.
 
my definition

To me, it's just a person who plays pool for fun, and doesn't really get serious about how good he plays or wants to get better......it's all just amusement to a banger....
 
Anyone playing 9-ball against Corey when his soft-break is working... Next question please...
 
A banger is someone that shoots a ball into the side pocket, doubles the tits and sinks it in the far corner then acts like they were trying to do it.

A banger is someone that has no idea where the ball is going and then laughs when it goes in.

A banger is someone that shits in a ball then acts like they're Willie Mosconi in front of their girlfriend.........all the while she's amazed at how good he is.

MULLY
 
The soft touch of a blacksmith, the common sense of a hungry goat. Just using bad mechanics to try and hammer in low percentage shots.
 
A banger is defined as a person who bangs.... :D

99.9% of the people that you see in your local pool halls on a Friday night are defined as bangers...
 
I looked it up

banger Definition
banger (-ər)

noun

Brit., Informal a sausage

Etymology: bang + -er: ? from resemblance to a thick club used for banging


banger Usage Examples
Possessives
n: Celebrate The Sausage: Six variations on the institution that is, bangers ' n ' mash.

Converse of object
buy: They ring up, buy the bangers and mash and you send it to them in the post.
make: It would mean only bangers made within the county would be able to be labeled ' Glamorganshire ' .
throw: We didn't even know it existed, where as Guy Fawkes night was the night for playing tricks and throwing bangers.
have: Ken fired at the Canadian soldiers, having a banger at the end of the riffle to give a bang sound.
drive: If you drive bangers at another track you are also welcome at Warton.
bring: It gave each Roman soldier a daily lard ration, as well as bringing the banger to Britain 1,500 years before the mash arrived.

Adjective modifier
old: There is no cheaper way of having a car than to run old bangers from the cheapest end of the market.
British: The Festival's famed Sausage Trail became a magnet for lovers of the British banger.
big: Built in the age of the big bangers, designed to go fast on the enormous banked Brooklands outer circuit.
good: HMP East Sutton Park is fast gaining a reputation as a producer of some of the best bangers in Britain.
real: He got talking about cars to the mechanic who was hard at work on a real old banger - it had rust everywhere.
small: The supply of small bangers and mini-rockets are banned and all fireworks unsuitable for use by the general public should carry a warning.

Modifies a noun
racing: Barry loved to drive and with my other sister and brother in law Keith, set up a banger racing team.
mash: The menu consisted of asparagus tips, followed by vegetarian bangers 'n' mash and a chocolate souffl? .

Noun used with modifier
cook: Sarah helped cook bangers and mash before displaying another talent as a Spice Girl during the evening's entertainment.
head: Quo are British Rock legends, and the head banger 's heroes.
club: It is deemed to be our biggest club banger to date.
gang: I found a sense of self that I have longed for all my life, I am not a drug fiend gang banger.
garden: CHERRY BOMB: The American equivalent of our old garden banger, shaped like a cherry.
compared: Man! Compared to Efren Reyes, that guy sure is banger!
 
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A banger is a pool player who plays all the time, doesn't play very good, never tries to get better, and never does get better.
 
tjlmbklr said:
A banger is defined as a person who uses draw on every shot and only knows 2 speeds; hard and really hard!

The latter is true, but if someone can draw at all, they're usually on their way to graduating from banger status.
 
PKM said:
The latter is true, but if someone can draw at all, they're usually on their way to graduating from banger status.


Could be true, but IMO a banger (or person that has mastered the draw) has no use of the draw other then to impress. And they are unaware of where whitey will stop just that they know that it "looks cool". We can all learn a draw shot if it's all we ever tried to master in pool setting a side proper fundamentals, stradegy, over all potting of balls and english using tip posistion other then bottom of the CB to bring it back.
 
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Think about this.

skor said:
A banger is defined as a person who bangs.... :D

99.9% of the people that you see in your local pool halls on a Friday night are defined as bangers...

So if there were not there, as they are 99% of the customer base, there would be no Pool for you on Friday nights. The Bander are paying to keep your Pool room open.;)
 
CocoboloCowboy said:
So if there were not there, as they are 99% of the customer base, there would be no Pool for you on Friday nights. The Bander are paying to keep your Pool room open.;)


"BANGERS are Pool Rooms' best friends" :thumbup:
 
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