Why. Did you want a Snow Blower?
Frosty, the Blow Man.
Comes knockin at your door.
Oops, wrong Frosty. Wrong song.
Funny pic/gif thread...
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Why. Did you want a Snow Blower?
Frosty, the Blow Man.
Comes knockin at your door.
Oops, wrong Frosty. Wrong song.
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Couple's threesome with homeless man turns violent with hamburger meat
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/228...meless-man-turns-violent-with-hamburger-meat/
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/228...meless-man-turns-violent-with-hamburger-meat/
Funny, regardless of what a pos he is.
Banks
Banned
Same thing goes with peppers. I've about perfected my breakfast burrito recipe. Well, doing prep is much easier when you do a lot at once and just freeze it. Ever even tried to piss after slicing, dicing and bagging about 60 peppers? Try it some time, it's.. well.. memorable. It's amazing in itself just how long fingers can burn, no matter how many times you try to wash them (that also goes for anything they touch). :shocked2:
I use gloves now.
Fire in sausage factory
One dark night in a small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the first fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved,
so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.'
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president announced that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000!
Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Peterstown section of Eizabeth, NJ. This fire department was composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno!
Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their
own lives. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.
The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly
Italian firefighters.
A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event
on film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian
fire chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'
'Wella,' said Chief Pasquale De Luccinelli, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'de fursta tinga we gonna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!':smile:
One dark night in a small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the first fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved,
so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.'
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president announced that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000!
Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Peterstown section of Eizabeth, NJ. This fire department was composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno!
Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their
own lives. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.
The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly
Italian firefighters.
A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event
on film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian
fire chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'
'Wella,' said Chief Pasquale De Luccinelli, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'de fursta tinga we gonna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!':smile:
Yep,,,it's not my faulty. Once you watch it,,it cannot be taken back!! It is with you forever!!
Here it is again. Im afraid to look at the others they have,
http://youtu.be/zV2aYno9xGc
^^^^^
Now I'm afraid to fall asleep with that in my head. :boring2:
Now I'm afraid to fall asleep with that in my head. :boring2:
Paper airplane thrown from top of soccer stadium hits player in the face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6EP9bBbac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6EP9bBbac
Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
