Confession
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the
Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates
Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been
a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that
He replies: " Get out, you moron, you're on my side. ":wink: