Confession
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the
Church.  Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
 On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
 Waterford crystal glasses.
 On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates
 Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been
 a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that 
 He replies: " Get out, you moron, you're on my side. ":wink: