If we are in the right store I like to set all the oven timers to go off a few minutes apart. Once they start going off my wife will want to get out of the store before they figure out who did it. :grin-square:
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If we are in the right store I like to set all the oven timers to go off a few minutes apart. Once they start going off my wife will want to get out of the store before they figure out who did it. :grin-square:
Timers need power too...this isn't 1963!
Well the last time I was in Oven Timers R Us they had the wind up ones too! 
:wink:
Yeah.........because that could never happen
I think maybe he was referring to the 3 minute egg timers and others on a shelf. No batteries needed.
I used to have one that was good for an hour. Spring wound.
I have been known to do bad things if I have had to follow my wife thru the lingerie section.
Got a few funny looks I did.
For the most part, I am now on my own as far as shopping goes these days. Or my wife will drop me off in the power tool aisle and take off.
Street Fighter editions
Vodkaman vs Drunkenstein
Fight!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIz7rz3WOtM
Vodkaman vs Drunkenstein
Fight!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIz7rz3WOtM
Apparently this is the "Estates" section.
My most recent outing was to the local Sears. I don't know if you can turn the oven on or not (never tried) but the clocks are all on and I was able to set the timers. I found it quite amusing, my wife on the other hand was not so pleased.
:grin:
from the "dontevenreply.com" guy
i was going to this guitar store in maryland because they had this 8-track recorder i was looking for that nobody else had and it was a long freakin drive and when i got there the parking lot was full so i parked across the street but didnt notice the 'sherrifs parking only' sign and when i came out my car was gone and i had to call the local police to find out where the hell my car was and they told me the name of some impound lot but i needed a ride to get there so i called my friend who lived nearby and he said he could drive me so later when he picked me up i was really hungry and i saw he had an almost-full milkshake in his cupholder so i was like 'oooh could i drink that' and hes like 'sure' but he didnt tell me that the milkshake was like 3 days old and i found out the hard way and went to spit it out but my friend was like 'NO NOT ON THE SEAT' so i tried to roll down the window but the handle snapped off and i panicked and looked around for somewhere to spit it and saw 2 condoms on the dash so i tore one open and spit it inside and plopped the condom on the floor and hes like 'wtf dont put it there' so i whapped it at the window and it stuck to the window and splattered the old milkshake all over it and he flipped out and i was like 'well dude you shouldnt have kept an old milkshake in your car and your stupid window handle shouldnt have broken' and he was pissed at me all the way to the impound lot but we finally got there and he was like 'ill wait here to make sure you get your car back' because this place was in the middle of nowhere and id have to walk miles without him so i went and there was a long line of pissed off people and this one guy behind me was freakin drunk as hell and i was like 'dude they probably wont give you your car while you are drunk' and he didnt say anything and 5 minutes later he fell into a magazine rack and knocked everything over but i kept waiting in line and even got to cut a few spaces ahead as people went to help him and after another 15 minutes i got to the counter and told them which car was mine and they were like 'ah yes that will be $347' and i was like 'wtf are you ####ing kidding me i only brought 10 bucks' and they were like 'well youll have to come back' and i was like 'but you ####ers stole my car' and they were like 'we dont steal cars' and i was like 'if i wanted to get carjacked and robbed i would have gone to camden now go get my ####ing car' and i knocked over a jar of pens in my fit of rage so after security escorted me off the premise i looked around and my friends car was nowhere to be seen and i went to call him but my cell phone was dead because its a piece of #### razr that runs out of battery every 10 minutes so i started walking down the road and i realized that id have to hitch a ride back to town so i tried waving down cars and after 10 minutes of being ignored this guy in a van pulled over and was like 'where to' and im like 'philly' because i could get home from there and hes like 'ok im headed there anyway' and he didnt say anything to me after that
and i fell asleep after an hour but he was on 95 north so i knew he was going the right way and i dunno how long i was asleep for but when i woke up the van was parked near some gas station and the guy was nowhere to be found so i just waited there to see if he was coming back and after 5 minutes i got out of the van and went into the gas station because i had no idea where i was and i asked the guy at the counter and hes like 'youre in south vineland' and im like 'uh wheres that what state am i in' and hes like 'new jersey' and im like '#### i ####ing hate new jersey can i borrow your phone' and hes like 'it doesnt work' so i asked 'where is the guy who parked the van out there' and he goes 'i dunno he parked about an hour ago and hopped the fence across the street' and i was so confused but i had to get to a phone so finally i found a payphone and didnt have any change so i had to call collect but i realized that i didnt know anyones numbers because they were all in my phone so after a while of thinking i walked into a mcdonalds nearby and was like 'does anyone have cingular' and nobody answered me so i was like 'ill give someone 10 bucks if they let me put my card in their phone and make a call' and some guy let me do it so i called my friend who was supposed to be waiting outside the impound lot and got his voicemail so i called my dad and asked if he could come get me and hes like 'i dont even know where the #### north vinewood is and its 1 in the morning go call someone else' and before i could say 'its south vineland dumbass' he hung up on me so i called my friend who said he was gonna be in jersey for the weekend and it turns out he was in wildwood which was like an hour away so three hours later he found me and i crashed with him for the night and i later found out that my friend who was waiting outside the impound got arrested because he blazed from his bubbler while he was waiting and an unmarked cop drove by just as he took a hit and they searched the car and found a 'recently' used condom stuck to the window and an eighth of marijuana and he was arrested and got a DWI drugs charge and had to pay for the police officers bloodwork because the cop thought he touched someones load from that spilled condom and thats why im never going to that guitar store again
i was going to this guitar store in maryland because they had this 8-track recorder i was looking for that nobody else had and it was a long freakin drive and when i got there the parking lot was full so i parked across the street but didnt notice the 'sherrifs parking only' sign and when i came out my car was gone and i had to call the local police to find out where the hell my car was and they told me the name of some impound lot but i needed a ride to get there so i called my friend who lived nearby and he said he could drive me so later when he picked me up i was really hungry and i saw he had an almost-full milkshake in his cupholder so i was like 'oooh could i drink that' and hes like 'sure' but he didnt tell me that the milkshake was like 3 days old and i found out the hard way and went to spit it out but my friend was like 'NO NOT ON THE SEAT' so i tried to roll down the window but the handle snapped off and i panicked and looked around for somewhere to spit it and saw 2 condoms on the dash so i tore one open and spit it inside and plopped the condom on the floor and hes like 'wtf dont put it there' so i whapped it at the window and it stuck to the window and splattered the old milkshake all over it and he flipped out and i was like 'well dude you shouldnt have kept an old milkshake in your car and your stupid window handle shouldnt have broken' and he was pissed at me all the way to the impound lot but we finally got there and he was like 'ill wait here to make sure you get your car back' because this place was in the middle of nowhere and id have to walk miles without him so i went and there was a long line of pissed off people and this one guy behind me was freakin drunk as hell and i was like 'dude they probably wont give you your car while you are drunk' and he didnt say anything and 5 minutes later he fell into a magazine rack and knocked everything over but i kept waiting in line and even got to cut a few spaces ahead as people went to help him and after another 15 minutes i got to the counter and told them which car was mine and they were like 'ah yes that will be $347' and i was like 'wtf are you ####ing kidding me i only brought 10 bucks' and they were like 'well youll have to come back' and i was like 'but you ####ers stole my car' and they were like 'we dont steal cars' and i was like 'if i wanted to get carjacked and robbed i would have gone to camden now go get my ####ing car' and i knocked over a jar of pens in my fit of rage so after security escorted me off the premise i looked around and my friends car was nowhere to be seen and i went to call him but my cell phone was dead because its a piece of #### razr that runs out of battery every 10 minutes so i started walking down the road and i realized that id have to hitch a ride back to town so i tried waving down cars and after 10 minutes of being ignored this guy in a van pulled over and was like 'where to' and im like 'philly' because i could get home from there and hes like 'ok im headed there anyway' and he didnt say anything to me after that
and i fell asleep after an hour but he was on 95 north so i knew he was going the right way and i dunno how long i was asleep for but when i woke up the van was parked near some gas station and the guy was nowhere to be found so i just waited there to see if he was coming back and after 5 minutes i got out of the van and went into the gas station because i had no idea where i was and i asked the guy at the counter and hes like 'youre in south vineland' and im like 'uh wheres that what state am i in' and hes like 'new jersey' and im like '#### i ####ing hate new jersey can i borrow your phone' and hes like 'it doesnt work' so i asked 'where is the guy who parked the van out there' and he goes 'i dunno he parked about an hour ago and hopped the fence across the street' and i was so confused but i had to get to a phone so finally i found a payphone and didnt have any change so i had to call collect but i realized that i didnt know anyones numbers because they were all in my phone so after a while of thinking i walked into a mcdonalds nearby and was like 'does anyone have cingular' and nobody answered me so i was like 'ill give someone 10 bucks if they let me put my card in their phone and make a call' and some guy let me do it so i called my friend who was supposed to be waiting outside the impound lot and got his voicemail so i called my dad and asked if he could come get me and hes like 'i dont even know where the #### north vinewood is and its 1 in the morning go call someone else' and before i could say 'its south vineland dumbass' he hung up on me so i called my friend who said he was gonna be in jersey for the weekend and it turns out he was in wildwood which was like an hour away so three hours later he found me and i crashed with him for the night and i later found out that my friend who was waiting outside the impound got arrested because he blazed from his bubbler while he was waiting and an unmarked cop drove by just as he took a hit and they searched the car and found a 'recently' used condom stuck to the window and an eighth of marijuana and he was arrested and got a DWI drugs charge and had to pay for the police officers bloodwork because the cop thought he touched someones load from that spilled condom and thats why im never going to that guitar store again
Wow. Just makes ya wanna take the rest of the year off and hide, don't it.
This is pretty good, needs sound to enjoy the epic music during the battle!
Peoria Carp Hunters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN2gMP3Q2Z4
Peoria Carp Hunters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN2gMP3Q2Z4
