Quit farting around and get back to work.
Funny pic/gif thread...
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Quit farting around and get back to work.
Quit lying around on the job...
It' hard to tell but it looks like his hands are at his side! Ahahaaha
Really hurt my knee today while walking the dog. Hurt it bad enough I decided I should go to the ER and have it x rayed.
Really hurt my knee today while walking the dog. Hurt it bad enough I decided I should go to the ER and have it x rayed.
That puts the X into x-ray.
Nob City Donkey Boy.
Gotya some Pool Groupies I hear.
Gotya some Pool Groupies I hear.
I don't know if this has been posted but this is funny
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMxZEXjZr4E
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMxZEXjZr4E
Used to do a bit in my younger days. Water feels like concrete.
One only needs to experience it once.
Many moons ago. Still good to repost some videos cause they are worth watching again. And some members never saw them.
That one was worth watching once again. Nice to have a reminder sometimes as you can't Book Mark everything.
Thanks for that.
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Really hurt my knee today while walking the dog. Hurt it bad enough I decided I should go to the ER and have it x rayed.
dude!! is that one of those double something that two females usually play with when there alone hanging? lol
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Yeah...
I didn't realize Max Eberle was introducing him....:grin-square::thumbup::grin-square:
Jaden
I didn't realize Max Eberle was introducing him....:grin-square::thumbup::grin-square:
Jaden
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
King David
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sasha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question, which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
'Red Skelton
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
King David
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sasha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question, which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
'Red Skelton
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
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