My new break cue finally showed up.
ITS A MONSTER!!!!!
IT HITS A TON!!!!!
ITS A MONSTER!!!!!
IT HITS A TON!!!!!
Funny pic/gif thread...
- Thread starter dfweyer
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I prefer to say that when you have a good tool you have to build a good shed over it.
A Guy Texts his Neighbor
A guy texts his neighbor:
Dear Keith: I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.
The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife. Moments later the guy gets a second text:
Damn, I really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!
A guy texts his neighbor:
Dear Keith: I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.
The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife. Moments later the guy gets a second text:
Damn, I really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!
"They tell us 'Rock 'n' Roll is the devil's music.' Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he f*$%in' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f*$%in' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out."
- Bill Hicks
Tip of the day...if you are going to miss this answer, underestimate it imo
Need more information.
This belongs in NPR by the way.
When you see it, you'll smile!
"They tell us 'Rock 'n' Roll is the devil's music.' Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he f*$%in' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f*$%in' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out."
- Bill Hicks
Gotta love bill Hicks. He's a hero of Standup comedy.
A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Paddy Black and says
"I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black"
"Certainly," says the teller, "how much would that be for?"
"One million dollars." replies the frog. "Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."
The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this.
"As a matter of fact, I do!" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands over a tiny ceramic elephant.
"What?!" says the teller, "This is garbage! I can't take this!"
"Well, take it up with my father then!" The frog retorts.
"Oh yeah, and who might that be?" The teller is quickly getting more and more annoyed at the frog.
"Why, it's Keith Richards!" The frog is waiting impatiently, tapping his toe on the ground. "Now, can I have that loan or not?"
"Wait right here" the teller says, as she storms into the back room, looking for her manager.
"There's a frog out there who claims to know you, and wants a million dollar loan. He claims his father his Keith Richards! He even gave me this as collateral," she says, holding up the elephant. "I mean, what even is this?"
The manager takes a look at the elephant and replies "It's a knick knack, Paddy Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone!"
"I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black"
"Certainly," says the teller, "how much would that be for?"
"One million dollars." replies the frog. "Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."
The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this.
"As a matter of fact, I do!" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands over a tiny ceramic elephant.
"What?!" says the teller, "This is garbage! I can't take this!"
"Well, take it up with my father then!" The frog retorts.
"Oh yeah, and who might that be?" The teller is quickly getting more and more annoyed at the frog.
"Why, it's Keith Richards!" The frog is waiting impatiently, tapping his toe on the ground. "Now, can I have that loan or not?"
"Wait right here" the teller says, as she storms into the back room, looking for her manager.
"There's a frog out there who claims to know you, and wants a million dollar loan. He claims his father his Keith Richards! He even gave me this as collateral," she says, holding up the elephant. "I mean, what even is this?"
The manager takes a look at the elephant and replies "It's a knick knack, Paddy Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone!"
Hey, that was a gooder. When I read the name Paddy Black and the frog had a Knick Knack, and wanted a loan, I thought it was going somewhere close to the old Nursery Rhyme.
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