A man is driving at night on a narrow country road . At the same time a woman is driving in the opposite direction on that same road .
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the man rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!
Immediately the woman shouts back - BASTARD
The woman laughs . She is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting man and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining her speed .
Moral of the story:
Women never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a man says .