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Funny pic/gif thread...
- Thread starter dfweyer
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Sometimes I feel a lot worse.
If you never felt worse than that, you aren't trying hard enough...and I willl take the 8.
You got me, the last 2 then.
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It is comical that you confused recycle and repurpose
Wow ... a critique on attempted humor. Don't be so pedantic as it takes the chuckle out of half of the posts.
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Morning sex...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing onlythe T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,“You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,“What was that all about?"
She explained, “The egg timer's broken."
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing onlythe T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,“You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,“What was that all about?"
She explained, “The egg timer's broken."
Humor is where you find it.
Most posts are pedantic,therein lies the humor:wink:
It is comical that you confused recycle and repurpose
To get the full value of language....one should think poetically.
...otherwise, you'll be like a spectator at a pool tournament....
...the audience applauds a great shot...
...but he says "He dropped his elbow!"
pt ....never metaphor he didn't like
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