Funny pic/gif thread...

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Removed the pic because transabled is actually a thing and attributed to a disorder called Body Integrity Identity Disorder...don't want to offend those who may be suffering. I thought it was a joke, but evidently there are people who want to be disabled.

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/body-...der-makes-patients-disabled/story?id=18423618

A pretty famous case maybe 20 years ago, a guy searched and finally found a Doctor who would, for a tidy sum, amputate one of his perfectly good legs.
 
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A Farmer and his country family got an invitation to some wedding in New Yorl city.
Farmers wife went shopping. Farmer & son went to see the Empire State Building.

Farmer saw a bronze door with buttons. An old lady shuffled over and pushed one.
Door closed behind her. When the door opened, out walks a stunning young blond.

Farmer says to son... Go fetch your mother.

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First thing I thought of in the first sentence was...... NEW YORK CITY!?!?!?!
 
Family tree of Vincent Van Gogh

His dizzy aunt.....................................................Verti Gogh
Brother who ate prunes.....................................Gotta Gogh
Brother who worked at convenience store........Stop 'N Gogh
Grandfather from Yugoslavia.............................U Gogh
Magician uncle...................................................Where did it Gogh
Mexican cousin...................................................Ami Gogh
Tex Mex half brother...........................................Gring Gogh
Nephew stagecoach driver.................................Wells-far Gogh
Constipated uncle..............................................Can't Gogh
Dancing aunt.......................................................Tang Gogh
Bird lover swishey uncle......................................Flamin' Gogh
Positive thinking aunt...........................................Way-to Gogh
Bouncy little nephew............................................Po Gogh
Disco dancing sister.............................................Go Gogh
Brother with back pain..........................................Lumbay Gogh
RV traveling niece.................................................Winny Bay Gogh
You smiled.............................................................Thereya Gogh


Mitch
 
Family tree of Vincent Van Gogh

His dizzy aunt.....................................................Verti Gogh
Brother who ate prunes.....................................Gotta Gogh
Brother who worked at convenience store........Stop 'N Gogh
Grandfather from Yugoslavia.............................U Gogh
Magician uncle...................................................Where did it Gogh
Mexican cousin...................................................Ami Gogh
Tex Mex half brother...........................................Gring Gogh
Nephew stagecoach driver.................................Wells-far Gogh
Constipated uncle..............................................Can't Gogh
Dancing aunt.......................................................Tang Gogh
Bird lover swishey uncle......................................Flamin' Gogh
Positive thinking aunt...........................................Way-to Gogh
Bouncy little nephew............................................Po Gogh
Disco dancing sister.............................................Go Gogh
Brother with back pain..........................................Lumbay Gogh
RV traveling niece.................................................Winny Bay Gogh
You smiled.............................................................Thereya Gogh


Mitch

I knew an artist who kept going broke at the track....what a Gogh-off!
 
Why was cornflakes invented?
He invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”. ... tbf I've never cracked one off over a bowl of cereal.Feb 28, 2018
 
Why was cornflakes invented?
He invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”. ... tbf I've never cracked one off over a bowl of cereal.Feb 28, 2018
A tough problem to master, but he beat it.

pj
chgo
 
Sure hope the guard in the back isn't locked in there.

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As locksmiths , my brother and I were called by WellsFargo to open a armored truck in downtown Dallas when a big 3 on 3 basketall tourney was going on. We had a police escort into blocked off downtown. The guards said there was 2 million in the truck?
As the one guard had to be 90 my brother said if anything happens get his gun cause I know we can shoot but I am not to confident about him!
 
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