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ALF! That's funny right there.
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ALF! That's funny right there.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local YMCA's swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Changed my password to "incorrect" so when I forget it computer says "Your password is incorrect."
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I'm great at multi-tasking -- I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
My wife and I were happy for twenty five years; then we met.
I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
Every time someone comes up with a fool proof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
If you keep both feet firmly planted on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When I married Miss Wright, I had no idea her first name was Always.
My wife got 8 out of 10 on her driver's test -- the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely is not for you.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Keep it short if that's supposed to be funny
(There is a joke thread in npr)
I have an attention span like a mosquito
(There is a joke thread in npr)
I have an attention span like a mosquito
Somebody needs to explain that
Or it's fake
Or it's fake
Nah look up elephant toothpaste vids on youtube
