Funny pic/gif thread...

My paper shredder is bigger than yours...

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Complete lack of safety measures. Wow!
 
I will give him credit for the time honored safety procedure known world wide as "The rapid head turn away from potential flying scrapnel to protect the eyes"

These guys of course are ready for work...

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This is back in the Ol' OSHA Days.....The Doc had just finished putting that stuff in your eye that makes it OK to stop screaming and was getting ready to attempt to magnetically extract that hunk of God Forsaken Evil that was lodged in my eyeball when he looked at me and said, "Why weren't you wearing goggles?" I looked at him with my other eye and said, "C'mon, shithead, you know nobody wears those things."

Safety glasses are for sissies!
 
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This is back in the Ol' OSHA Days.....The Doc had just finished putting that stuff in your eye that makes it OK to stop screaming and was getting ready to attempt to magnetically extract that hunk of God Forsaken Evil that was lodged in my eyeball when he looked and me said, "Why weren't you wearing goggles?" I looked at him with my other eye and said, "C'mon, shithead, you know nobody wears those things."

Safety glasses are for sissies!
Hahahaha....been there, done that!
 
Hahahaha....been there, done that!
If I'd been working in that shop where Ol' Hung Chow was, I wouldn't have been caught dead wearing gloves. If that nibbler had pinched his glove, he'd have lost an arm. Chopsticks and a bowl with one hand is probably gonna be a bitch.

You can buy 'em books and send 'em to school...........................
 
The old joke goes...
75 year old guy shows at the golf club with with a gorgeous young blonde...
She's his wife!

Buddies ask how he got her to marry him? "I lied about my age", he said.

"What? Did you tell her you were 65?"

"No. I said I was 95."
As someone with a young girl friend should I be worried?
 
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