Funny pic/gif thread...
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Grandpa "passed" peacefully in his sleep last Thursday. Unlike his passengers who died screaming in terror.
Some locations have two lights on at the same time, but I don't remember if it is red and yellow or yellow and green.
Have always wondered what that yellow one was for. Now I know.
A man was in a cab in Rome. The cab driver would come up to a red light, look both ways and speed through it. The passenger found this alarming and asked the cabby about it. "In Rome, the red light just means look both ways before going through it." "What does the green light mean then?" "It means look both ways to make sure someone is not running the red light and proceed." "What is the yellow light for then?" "Variety!"
Hu
I was in an Uber and the driver blew a red light. I said, "Dude, you just ran a red light!" He says, "No worries, my brother does it all the time."
The next block, he does it again. I'm like, Dude, ..." He cuts me off and says, "Relax, like I said, my brother does this every day."
Another block and he stops for a green light. I say, "WTF? It's green!" He calmly replies, "I know, but my brother gets off work around now and he goes home this way."
The next block, he does it again. I'm like, Dude, ..." He cuts me off and says, "Relax, like I said, my brother does this every day."
Another block and he stops for a green light. I say, "WTF? It's green!" He calmly replies, "I know, but my brother gets off work around now and he goes home this way."
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You had me until you got to the line about still liking the person.
Fixed it.
I automatically make a note not to mess with a guy that is really good with a jump rope! I have had friends that were boxers and ex-boxers. After jumping rope seven days a week for hours a day for years they could do things with a jump rope to make little girls green with envy!
Hu
The instance proving that "being scared of a/your shadow" would be an accurate reaction!