I don’t know what he got paid for the trip, but that dude is not making nearly enough.
“Hey buddy you want to scale a mountain with a chest freezer on your back?”
“Uh, no”
“Are you sure? There’s a variety of meats inside. You can take your pick when we get to the top.”
“Is there any pea-meal bacon?”
“Of course there is, as much as you can eat. And you now what buddy? The snoz-berries even taste like snoz-berries.”
“I’m your man!”