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That poor guy needed one of these

The chair features a lawnmower engine, built-in stereo, headlights, and some sharp pinstriping.

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Images Ap Ap News Wire: Latest Headlines 1 Lounge Chair Dwi.Sff Dennis LeRoy, 62, of Proctor, Minnesota, pled guilty to driving his tricked-out, motorized easy chair while drunk. After leaving a bar where he had at least eight beers, LeRoy smashed his chair into a parked car.


"Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy"
 
DWI and Failure to Maintain Control of His Vehicle

"Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy"

A friend of mine was charged with DWI and Failure to Maintain Control of His Vehicle after a wreck that he broke his leg in and a van and pick-up truck were totaled. Fortunately his "vehicle" escaped with minor scrapes and bruises and no harm to the foal she was carrying.

Yes, he was riding a horse when this happened. If you ride a horse on the highway it is a motor vehicle, so says the man!

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Jelly Bean flavors that never caught on:
Well, maybe not for long. Here is a list of Jelly Belly flavor pairs. See also http://www.jellybelly.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=98678

Jelly Belly BeanBoozled flavor pairings are:

Skunk Spray – Licorice
Rotten Egg - Buttered Popcorn
Ear Wax - Café Latte
Booger - Juicy Pear
Baby Wipes – Coconut
Pencil Shavings - Top Banana
Toothpaste - Berry Blue
Vomit – Peach
Moldy Cheese - Caramel Corn
Black Pepper - Plum
 
As you know, Ireland has been devastated of late by raging flood waters. The attached "Award Winning" photograph captures the horror and the suffering that many are having to endure. But the Irish are a hearty bunch, and they will survive. Please say a prayer for the people of Ireland as they try to make it through yet another day....
 

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I often take my camera with me when out and about, in case I run across any signs that need to be photographed. Heres one:

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I'm still up in the air as to whether hiring this guy might be agood idea or not.
 
I finally found something original

So I went to news.google.com to try to find a news story and I just came across this one. I wonder if the reporter worded it like this on purpose.

If you guys go to that site now you'll prob find the story. FUNNY SHIZNIT!

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