I had an alcoholic girl once (once upon a time...many times) who would pee in the closet often and I can sympathize with the classy man that is Johnny depp..
Id be f****** a lot up too if you did that s*** in my bed!
I used to do maintenance work at a convenience store that sold gas and diesel I can't remember how many times that exact thing happened there , some folks shouldn't be allowed to get behind a wheel ! Ha ha