But they're so hard to milk...
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Frank Lopez
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Frank Lopez
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Back in the days when I went to the dragstrip two brothers towed a racecar to the strip with a '57 pick-up. Then they unhitched the trailer, unloaded the truck, put slicks on the back axle and went racing. Their "tow truck" had a built side oiler 427 under the hood! It turned the quarter about a second faster than the car it was pulling.
Hu
Another race car story: I was working on the pit crew of an asphalt car and we covered much of the gulf coast or up a couple hundred miles if the money was right. I was fifteen going over the pit wall with a jack or right front tire, once in awhile both rightside tires which was a lot of weight when we were using lightweight steel wheels. Not to mention the Goodyear gumball tires were bulky as hell and awkward. Keeping control of particularly the red hot ones coming off of the cars wasn't easy. No pit road speed limits and if cars had to pit under the green they migh buzz inches off your back at sixty or eighty. More pit crew members than drivers were getting killed.
Another racer rented half of the shop we worked out of. He made pretty much all the races we did, driving a one ton truck loaded down with equipment and with race car on trailer in tow. I noticed it had been about six weeks or so since he dropped the car off the trailer at a race track. I asked Earl what was wrong with his car figured an engine or major drivetrain component at the least. "Nothing. I just haven't felt like racing." I asked why travel with the truck and car then instead of jumping in his car that would be easier on gas and more comfortable too. "My wife gives me too much hell if I go off all weekend and don't bring the car!" Earl was another one that had learned how to play the game. Missed him but he became super wealthy when his parents died and he didn't feel he could waste their money on racing. First time I saw first hand that more money than you could spend in a lifetime could make you miserable! He went from work clothes to a three piece suit as everyday wear. The suit did look like whipped cream on a hot dog on him.
Hu
Another racer rented half of the shop we worked out of. He made pretty much all the races we did, driving a one ton truck loaded down with equipment and with race car on trailer in tow. I noticed it had been about six weeks or so since he dropped the car off the trailer at a race track. I asked Earl what was wrong with his car figured an engine or major drivetrain component at the least. "Nothing. I just haven't felt like racing." I asked why travel with the truck and car then instead of jumping in his car that would be easier on gas and more comfortable too. "My wife gives me too much hell if I go off all weekend and don't bring the car!" Earl was another one that had learned how to play the game. Missed him but he became super wealthy when his parents died and he didn't feel he could waste their money on racing. First time I saw first hand that more money than you could spend in a lifetime could make you miserable! He went from work clothes to a three piece suit as everyday wear. The suit did look like whipped cream on a hot dog on him.
Hu
The frog made me realize that I have seen a few people that resemble that critter…a bit bug-eyed and their mouth is set the same way.
It’s turtles all the way down
Well, that’s ab-original.
George the Greek
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I’ve been working on my abs lately
Eeeeoooo. To baby roaches possibly. I prefer they stick to themselves until humans die off.
Creepy. Even creepier, Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and spend the rest of your days looking over your shoulder.
Dudes hand seem dirty enough and I appreciate the sentiment of making do with what you have.
That being said…. The mofo has a yeti sticker on his box!
“They keep ice for 10 days.”
Oh do they? I bet you can never open the cooler.
Motherfunker! If you can’t drink your beer before you finish a ten day canoe trip you may have a vagina.
You bring beans and beer and potatoes. That’s it! If you want to get fancy you can bring ribs or steak for your opening day. After that, if you get skunked you are eating veggies and drinking your main course.
This is the way!
