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Dudes hand seem dirty enough and I appreciate the sentiment of making do with what you have.
That being said…. The mofo has a yeti sticker on his box!
“They keep ice for 10 days.”
Oh do they? I bet you can never open the cooler.
Motherfunker! If you can’t drink your beer before you finish a ten day canoe trip you may have a vagina.
You bring beans and beer and potatoes. That’s it! If you want to get fancy you can bring ribs or steak for your opening day. After that, if you get skunked you are eating veggies and drinking your main course.
This is the way!
The scientist Bertrand Russell once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how earth orbits the sun, and the forces holding our galaxy together. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady stood up in the back of the theater and said,
“What you’ve just told us is rubbish. The world is a flat plate, resting on the back of a giant tortoise.”
Russell asked, “What is the tortoise resting on?’
The old lady replied, “You’re very clever, sir. Very clever. But it’s turtles all the way down.”
Talking bout fairy tales of blood and wine. I believe Jesus Christ died for us and I know I’m a hippocrate.
The fact of the matter is that the good lord doesn’t need my 10 percent. I’ll do my best to put in an honest effort though.
Remember my mom had a dented candy dish that had some writing that said, “I love you and all your im-pur-feck-shuns.”
Here’s some shit about weed and pills:
The fact of the matter is that the good lord doesn’t need my 10 percent. I’ll do my best to put in an honest effort though.
Remember my mom had a dented candy dish that had some writing that said, “I love you and all your im-pur-feck-shuns.”
Here’s some shit about weed and pills:
Kinda think that's spin on Jesus dying to stop the movement.
Classic reply
AI?
Paint.
It's a horse hoss.
Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you can bang his wife all weekend
boogieman
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that ping.
One heck of an album. It ain't all flowers is an absolute banger of a song. I like to play that at the local pool hall after I've heard enough shitty music. That or Aqueous Transmission by Incubus. Between these two you can usually set a mood right in a place and more importantly in my own head.
I just discovered Sturgill Simpson about a year ago and damn does he have a great catalog of music.