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mjantti said:
It’s turtles all the way down
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The scientist Bertrand Russell once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how earth orbits the sun, and the forces holding our galaxy together. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady stood up in the back of the theater and said,

“What you’ve just told us is rubbish. The world is a flat plate, resting on the back of a giant tortoise.”
Russell asked, “What is the tortoise resting on?’
The old lady replied, “You’re very clever, sir. Very clever. But it’s turtles all the way down.”

 
Talking bout fairy tales of blood and wine. I believe Jesus Christ died for us and I know I’m a hippocrate.

The fact of the matter is that the good lord doesn’t need my 10 percent. I’ll do my best to put in an honest effort though.

Remember my mom had a dented candy dish that had some writing that said, “I love you and all your im-pur-feck-shuns.”

Here’s some shit about weed and pills:
 
VarmintKong said:
The scientist Bertrand Russell once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how earth orbits the sun, and the forces holding our galaxy together. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady stood up in the back of the theater and said,

“What you’ve just told us is rubbish. The world is a flat plate, resting on the back of a giant tortoise.”
Russell asked, “What is the tortoise resting on?’
The old lady replied, “You’re very clever, sir. Very clever. But it’s turtles all the way down.”

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Classic reply 🤓
 
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VarmintKong said:
The scientist Bertrand Russell once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how earth orbits the sun, and the forces holding our galaxy together. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady stood up in the back of the theater and said,

“What you’ve just told us is rubbish. The world is a flat plate, resting on the back of a giant tortoise.”
Russell asked, “What is the tortoise resting on?’
The old lady replied, “You’re very clever, sir. Very clever. But it’s turtles all the way down.”

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One heck of an album. It ain't all flowers is an absolute banger of a song. I like to play that at the local pool hall after I've heard enough shitty music. That or Aqueous Transmission by Incubus. Between these two you can usually set a mood right in a place and more importantly in my own head.


I just discovered Sturgill Simpson about a year ago and damn does he have a great catalog of music.
 
Who really cares if it's real or not , I've seen thing's that surprised me and made me scratch my head in wonderment .
For instance chicken eggs are either white or brown right ? Well there's chickens that lay colored eggs that varies from lite green , yellow , red and blue shells .

My aunt raised them and sold farm fresh eggs to the local grocery stores one day a customer came in grabbed a dozen marked Easter eggs with a sign above them in a carton paying for her groceries then left the store no big deal right ???

Shortly afterwards she returns to the store visibly upset and demanding to speak to the manager !
He comes up to the check out and is told how dare they sell eggs that are molding as she opens the carton showing off the different colored eggs !

How he kept a straight face is beyond me and he offered her a replacement dozen eggs in exchange for the moldy ones ! Ha ha
Sadly the store manager told my aunt about this woman but never mentioned who she was and was literally in tears laughing about it .
 
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