Funny pic/gif thread...

[dquarasr]

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Yup. Our Kit, turned 7 yesterday, was gold as a pup. Easy, easy, easy. Got him at 8 weeks. Peed one time, EVER, in the house. Super compliant, sweet.

We got his biological brother two years later at 17 weeks. (BROdy. Bro, get it?)

We thought we had made the biggest mistake. Undisciplined, crazy, wild. (See photo my last post. Bro is on the right. Kit-boy, heterochromia eyes on the left.)

Eighteen months later, we had *the* *best* *dog*.

Love these two. These are our 3rd and 4th BCs. I can’t imagine ever having another breed of dog. Crazy smart.

 

[WoodyJ]

Lest I offend any engineers with my previous comment- True story:

I've given a lot of presentations in my career from intra-corporation conference rooms to technical presentations in front of several hundred people. I always tried to open my remarks with a joke or anecdote, preferably something topical to put the audience and myself at ease.

Once found myself about to give a presentation to a large group of engineers. Since I'm not an engineer, I couldn't come up with anything related to engineering which I thought appropriate. I was out of ideas, and running out of time. So as I was traveling to the event, I called my son, who is an engineer. I explained my dilemma and asked him for a 'good engineer joke'. His reply - 'Dad, I'm an engineer. We don't joke.'

I repeated that conversation as my opening remark, and it was well received. I've met few people with a better sense of humor than my engineer son!

I have a degree in Engineering. My first thought was of Scott Adams and all the jokes he's made lampooning engineers that I've been fond of throughout the years.

 

[dquarasr]

I have a degree in Engineering. My first thought was of Scott Adams and all the jokes he's made lampooning engineers that I've been fond of throughout the years.

My favorite Dilbert ever:

 

[Patrick Johnson]

How many Border Collies does it take to change a lightbulb?

We don’t know. They’re still rewiring the house.
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Siblings?

 

[dquarasr]

Siblings?

Yes same sire and bitch but 2.5 years apart.

 

[NevadaP]

My favorite Dilbert ever:
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This is one of my favorites. I am a geologist, and an engineer in my office had this on his wall:

 

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[RickLafayette]

 

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[Korsakoff]

 

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[Black-Balled]

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No good marriage ended in divorce.

 

[Black-Balled]

And the rest of the vid?

You know, where the dog goes to paw the ball and rakes the baby's face.

Or that child puts mouth on ball...?

Now it's funny.