Funny pic/gif thread...
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epic sir. absolutely epic. it says i can't rep you again until i spread it. but the green will come your way.
Nothing compared to Imelda Marcos collection.
Really? You oughta come over and see my wifes collection.
the more stoned you get the more marley looks lik hendrix a couple more tokes and he looks like barry manalow
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
GET 'ER DONE!
Targa Nowfoundland Claims A Ferrari Edo Enzo XX Evolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMkT1Dk6xQ&feature=player_embedded
The Ferrari Edo Enzo XX Evolution isn't street legal in Germany, but it was running around Newfoundland when things went wrong.
A Canadian car dealer's $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo took a dip into the ocean September 15 after he lost control while racing the Targa Newfoundland rally.
Zahir Rana of ZR Auto owns what may be the world's fastest street-legal Ferrari, an Edo Enzo XX, a highly tuned 840-horsepower monster that can hit more than 380 km/h (240 mph) on land but doesn't go nearly as fast in water.
Jalopnik quoted witness Mike Boldt's description of the crash: "There was a long bridge and they just came bombing down the hill across the bridge. They took an uneven left off a driveway... and he was on throttle, hit one bump, on throttle, and the next bump threw him right off."
While the car was carried by the tide for a while before it could be towed ashore, Rana and his co-driver managed to escape the car unharmed. The Ferrari is in decent shape, too, apparently just a little soggy.
Post-crash, Rana brushed off the accident; in the video above he says, "It's just a car. It's no big deal." His navigator calls it a "boo-boo."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMkT1Dk6xQ&feature=player_embedded
The Ferrari Edo Enzo XX Evolution isn't street legal in Germany, but it was running around Newfoundland when things went wrong.
A Canadian car dealer's $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo took a dip into the ocean September 15 after he lost control while racing the Targa Newfoundland rally.
Zahir Rana of ZR Auto owns what may be the world's fastest street-legal Ferrari, an Edo Enzo XX, a highly tuned 840-horsepower monster that can hit more than 380 km/h (240 mph) on land but doesn't go nearly as fast in water.
Jalopnik quoted witness Mike Boldt's description of the crash: "There was a long bridge and they just came bombing down the hill across the bridge. They took an uneven left off a driveway... and he was on throttle, hit one bump, on throttle, and the next bump threw him right off."
While the car was carried by the tide for a while before it could be towed ashore, Rana and his co-driver managed to escape the car unharmed. The Ferrari is in decent shape, too, apparently just a little soggy.
Post-crash, Rana brushed off the accident; in the video above he says, "It's just a car. It's no big deal." His navigator calls it a "boo-boo."
The funny part is, I don't if he is a Maratimer or not. Don't know what his true nationality might be but when he talked, I seemed to pick up a wee bit of Newfie accent in his speach.
He was trying to turn a 1.5 into a dory which is much better suited to the Atlantic.
He was trying to turn a 1.5 into a dory which is much better suited to the Atlantic.
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Don't know, but his business is in Calgary.
The web address is in the video, with the promise that more video will be posted there.
http://www.zrauto.ca/
Nothing could compare to that retort. That's the best. The photograph added to the quality of the post. I would vote one of the best posts of this thread. I have to use up all of the available emoticoms. :killingme::killingme::killingme::woot::clapping::rotflmao::rotflmao::lmao::lmao:
Another Sirca fan...
Some doctors treat patients with COPD with hydrogen peroxide, injected directly into the blood stream. I've read a littel about it and will probably checkinto it some more. They use the high proof hydrogen peroxide, not the stuff you buy at the drugstore over the counter. Supposed to be much more powerful.
