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Ladies and Gents…you can stop staring now!
It may be sad news for some of you to find out ‘that’ viral Aston Martin is actually indeed a fake. After trending worldwide on twitter, facebook and forums galore it was not a cleverly devised marketing campaign from Aston Martin but a simple Photoshop probably made by some spotty teenager in his bedroom.
By Carhoots | February 27, 2013
Aston-Martin.com confirmed today that it was ‘fake’ and this was spotted due to a series of errors. First of all it says ‘pre owed’ instead of ‘pre-owned’.
Secondly, a simple search on google (its hard work at carhoots!) shows that this is in fact Dutch Playmate Rosanne Jongenelen from an issue of Playboy Germany.
Furthermore, we found from our friends at Carscoops (via twitter) that the message has in fact been used before by BMW.
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What a horrible bastard...
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Firefighter after he puts out a fire of a house full of Marijuana 
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Donations for my defense fund please.
Thats right, I got busted today by the FBI no less. I was believing it until I read the word, Nigerian, then I knew I was safe.
I sent them a reply. I said they had to come up to Canada to get me, and I wasn't going to tell them where I live either.
You would also think that they would know that my name wasn't Beneficiary.
The money I don't care about. If they had intercepted boxes of MJ, then I woulda went down there to claim it.
72 hrs. Pretty sure there is a warrant out for me now.
I hit the Big Time. Top of the World Ma!
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Field Intelligence Groups J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
Attention: Beneficiary,
I am Special Agent Erick Bolt from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Groups (FIGs). We intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York. The boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money ($4.1 million) and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money. Investigation was carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States. Said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Republic of Nigeria through the security company in United Kingdom.
We cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, we have no other option than to confiscate your consignment.
According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC §1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.
You are required to reply back within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a court of law for money laundering, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United Kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.
Yours In Service,
Agent Erick Bolt
Regional Deputy Director
Field Intelligence Groups (FIGs)
Ha, I like the caveat, any Part of the World. Well I guess that about covers all the banks then.
I will have to take a copy of this to my bank tomorrow and let them know that they won't be receiving any more payments from me.
Thats right, I got busted today by the FBI no less. I was believing it until I read the word, Nigerian, then I knew I was safe.
I sent them a reply. I said they had to come up to Canada to get me, and I wasn't going to tell them where I live either.
You would also think that they would know that my name wasn't Beneficiary.
The money I don't care about. If they had intercepted boxes of MJ, then I woulda went down there to claim it.
72 hrs. Pretty sure there is a warrant out for me now.
I hit the Big Time. Top of the World Ma!
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Field Intelligence Groups J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
Attention: Beneficiary,
I am Special Agent Erick Bolt from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Groups (FIGs). We intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York. The boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money ($4.1 million) and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money. Investigation was carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States. Said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Republic of Nigeria through the security company in United Kingdom.
We cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, we have no other option than to confiscate your consignment.
According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC §1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.
You are required to reply back within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a court of law for money laundering, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United Kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.
Yours In Service,
Agent Erick Bolt
Regional Deputy Director
Field Intelligence Groups (FIGs)
Ha, I like the caveat, any Part of the World. Well I guess that about covers all the banks then.
I will have to take a copy of this to my bank tomorrow and let them know that they won't be receiving any more payments from me.