Funny pic/gif thread...

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A little boy said to his mother,
"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there, Barack!
From what I can remember about that party,
You’re lucky you don’t bark!”
 
I was at a Biker party one night. Someone showed up with a Ricky Road racer.

He asked me to show him how to brake torque a motorcycle. Well, I showed him real good.

He was absolutely freaking out when the back tire lit up and started doing some serious smoking and wanted me to stop.

I didn't stop until I was ready. Bet that was the last time he did that.

He was at the wrong party anyway.

Now the guy has burn marks on his patio bricks, the guy has to get his engine stripped and the pool has to get drained. Just for a 5 second go off show.
 
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