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Kotex Holiday Slippers
Kotex Holiday Slippers
This is too funny..................
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read
the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mum and you. I have been finding real passion with Karen and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Karen said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Karen has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Karen can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my centre desk drawer.
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read
the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mum and you. I have been finding real passion with Karen and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Karen said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Karen has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Karen can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my centre desk drawer.
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A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?'
Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and
only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
around the block?'
Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and
only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
Assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols know as "emoticons" where:
means a smile and
means a frown
Sometimes these are represented by
:-(
Well how about some Assicons, here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that has been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=MC2_) a smart ass
(_$_) money coming out his ass
(_?_) a dumb ass
BTW, you have just been e-mooned, have a good day.
We all know those cute little computer symbols know as "emoticons" where:
means a smile and means a frownSometimes these are represented by
:-(
Well how about some Assicons, here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that has been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=MC2_) a smart ass
(_$_) money coming out his ass
(_?_) a dumb ass
BTW, you have just been e-mooned, have a good day.
Might be some repeats here but they are still funny
Hey Black-Balled! Saw the birthday stuff on your sig. When is your birthday? I just had mine, yesterday. Mine was great. How about yours?
Inspired by the funny cats, I made a new shirt design! haha
