It's MOtha Fuxin EPIC BUSEY TIME~! woot.
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with Gary Busey's image on them.
Gary BUsey doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Busey's way..
Gary BUsey counted to infinity - twice.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Gary Busey. Sounds like a fair fight.
Gary BUsey was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Gary Busey.
Gary Busey played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Gary Busey won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
When Gary Busey pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Gary Busey jumps out.
When Google can’t find something, it asks Gary Busey for help.
You can lead a horse to water. Gary BUsey can make him drink.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gary BUsey.
What color is Gary Busey's blood? Trick question. Gary Busey does not bleed.
Guns dont kill people, Busey kills people.