Nice site with an interesting concept. Agree on the NPR ..... a few others are going through my head too. I'll stand back and watch, this could get interesting.
Funny pic/gif thread...
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Nice site with an interesting concept. Agree on the NPR ..... a few others are going through my head too. I'll stand back and watch, this could get interesting.
Bank Robber
A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. ....
Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a good look at you."
A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. ....
Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a good look at you."
I couldn't resist ..... I'm gonna have fun with this. Thanks for the link!
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Guy walks into a bar......
Guy walks into a bar and sees a sign above the bar that reads....
Beer $3
Hot Dog $2.5
Hamburger $3
Cheesburger $4
Tenderloin $5
Hand Job's $45
The Guy askes the beautiful girl behind the bar if she is the one that gives out the Hand Job's.
She replies with a smile, "Why yes, I serve all that stuff!"
The Guy leans over the counter and whispers in her ear and says, "Then go wash your damn hands cuz I want a Cheeseburger and a Beer!"
Guy walks into a bar and sees a sign above the bar that reads....
Beer $3
Hot Dog $2.5
Hamburger $3
Cheesburger $4
Tenderloin $5
Hand Job's $45
The Guy askes the beautiful girl behind the bar if she is the one that gives out the Hand Job's.
She replies with a smile, "Why yes, I serve all that stuff!"
The Guy leans over the counter and whispers in her ear and says, "Then go wash your damn hands cuz I want a Cheeseburger and a Beer!"
WTF.... I mean seriously... WTF!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXO6USoFN0&feature=player_embedded#!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXO6USoFN0&feature=player_embedded#!