We were sitting around the pool hall last night BSing and the conversation turned to pick up lines.
One of the guys said he has the best pick up line ever. Works for even the most out of your league women. He said, in fact, you'll be sleeping with them within 20 minutes.
So we were intrigued, he says it goes like this.
Excuse me Miss, does this damp rag smell like chloroform?
A little later on, this girl walks up to me while I was playing a game. She asked if I'd like to sleep with her for $50.
I said, "I'm not really that tired, but I could sure use the money".
So, two birds were sitting on a perch. One says to the other, do you smell fish?
Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other, how do you drive this thing.
One of the guys said he has the best pick up line ever. Works for even the most out of your league women. He said, in fact, you'll be sleeping with them within 20 minutes.
So we were intrigued, he says it goes like this.
Excuse me Miss, does this damp rag smell like chloroform?
A little later on, this girl walks up to me while I was playing a game. She asked if I'd like to sleep with her for $50.
I said, "I'm not really that tired, but I could sure use the money".
So, two birds were sitting on a perch. One says to the other, do you smell fish?
Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other, how do you drive this thing.
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