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My fiance agrees to an extent with this...depends on the day.
 

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Helpful Hints - How to successfully photocopy your bum:

If you must photocopy your bum, wear black underwear that isn't remotely see-through. The light from the copier is quite bright and, well, lets just say you'll be glad you did.

Photocopy your bum before making any other copies. The glass top of the photocopier gets quite hot after several copies, so if you wait to scan your vertical smile self-portrait after you make several copies beforehand; you'll likely feel the need to scream obscenities as you burn your derriere. Bring Crisco and a spatula.

Modern photocopy machines now have internal memory. Make certain that either you or your "photographer" know how to purge this memory or can somehow guarantee copies of your bum don't go circulating around the office.

Personal identifying details, such as the forgotten Hello Kitty bandaid sticking on your left butt cheek from a previous injury involving a thumb tack left on sofa by a giggling 2-year old would be best avoided when scanning your bum.

Always bring some extra cleaning products to the copy machine as napkins and sleeves alone are generally not sufficient to remove butt smudges from the photocopier lens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEAqzflRWSU&feature=player_embedded
 
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