Funny pic/gif thread...

★★Has Max Eberle gone "Mad"? ★★

Naaaah, he's just "running" bigger things!
<Max published a pic of his new haircut, David Sapolis put him in uniform, and I couldn't resist putting him where he belongs--"In Charge"!!!!>

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So, what does FAP mean.

The first thing that came to mind was: Frequently Abused Penis, but other than that I have no idea.
 
to Blue Hog ridr.

"FAP"
Status:ConfirmedBadges:NSFWYear1999OriginTranslated onomatopoeia from Japanese manga. Popularized by the Sexy Losers webcomic Tagsfap, slang, masturbation, image macros, onomatopoeia, manga, 1990sAdditional ReferencesEncyclopedia Dramatica
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“Fap” is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for the act of masturbation. The word is typically association with men, while “schlick” refers to female masturbation.

Origin

“Fap” is one of many onomatopoeic words often used in manga to depict the specific sound of a character masturbating. The earliest known transcription of the word “fap” online can be found in the Sexy Losers[1] webcomic titled “Video Girl Etchi” (shown below, left), published on April 28th, 1999. The comic parodied a scene from Video Girl Ai, a manga series written and illustrated by Masakazu Katsura and released between 1990 and 1993. On July 12th, 2011, Sexy Losers’ artist Clay revealed in a post[8] on Tumblr that he was inspired by a Heartbroken Angels comic strip by Masahiko Kikuni depicting God masturbating when searching for a sound representing masturbation in his own strip.
 
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But on the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

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At the very least, you will get a one way ticket to Purgatory for looking at the YMCA picture.

These people are in deep doo doo. Unless someone upstairs has a sense of humor.
 
He definitely does. How does He keep His sense of humor? He listens to men make plans around themselves and mock each other.
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Or even harder to just practice. It can cost a man a princely sum just to practice.

Thats not to include the potential head aches.

Thats the reason why some men go hunting as you are allowed to take a rifle with you. Illegal to hunt the elusive Split Tail with a gun.

That also includes the use of Chloroform.
 
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