Funny pic/gif thread...

Bacon.

Bacon bacon.

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KoolKat9Lives said:
I'd like to endorse Jalapus' tin foil hats. Ever since I bought one, I have not missed a shot! Them hats are magic I tell ya! This product is so righteous, Jalapus "Billy Mays" Logan is gonna make Bill Gates look poor. :grin-square:

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Thanks KK9L! I see that you are sporting the 9 ball version in the pic - looks great on you and I see that you are getting ready to put down the money ball, thus demonstrating the products 99.99479993299901999% efficacy!

FYI, I also sell an eight ball model along with the onepocket and 14.1 models too - (please feel free to ask for special discounted package rates).

For a nominal $107.32 one time upgrade fee, I can add a hand crafted thought reading device lovingly fabricated out of the finest pine toothpicks and maraschino cherries (bound solidly against the headpeice with only the best slightly masticated Bubblicious chewing gum). With this upgrade, you may never lose another game again!!!
 
My wife would never do that to me, but lets just say that if I were to receive that get up, it would accidentally get put in a Good will bin.

I wouldn't even polish my Harleys with it.
 
jalapus logan said:
Actually, with the known surveillance prowess of the NSA coupled with the right computer algorithm, a person or entity can indeed put things on an internet bulletin board to irritate or annoy a single user.

Having said that, I would like to remind everyone that I am still selling aluminum foil helmets for the bargain price of $39.95 each...
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Is that with shipping and handling? Is this one of those cheesey late night "But wait theres more ads"?:)
 
Blue Hog ridr said:
Hopefully you get a French Fry chipper with it as well. Or maybe a Popeil Pocket Fisheman.
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I carry a Popeil in my golf bag. Don't make fun of efficiency BHR!

I only use it on the back 9 after my cooler has lost all its beer, to make room. I've fed entire neighborhoods from my Popeil!
 
it was burritos, not enchiladas

jalapus logan said:
That jump suit looks like someone ate the covers off of several Dungeons and Dragons books along with an enchilada plus a margerhita or two and then puked.
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That's exactly what happened, although it was burritos, not enchiladas they puked.......naturally this all happened at the Million Dollar Challenge. ;)
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Million Dollar Challenge 'Billiard's Perfect Miss' Documentary

This is the story of what happened behind the scenes of the Million Dollar Challenge.

With one million dollars on the line, on April 10, 1996 Earl "the Pearl" Strickland did the unimaginable. He ran 11 racks of 9-ball at the inaugural event of the PCA Pro Pocket Billiards Tour. While it was a miraculous feat, it simultaneously dealt a fatal blow to the new Pro Pocket Billiards Tour and gave a death strike to what might have been the rise of televised table pool as a mainstream sport. CJ Wiley had spent years preparing a new tour to showcase the sport, using a million dollar prize as the main draw. His goal was to breakout pool as a mainstream sport.

Through an in depth interview you will hear how Earl trained to achieve this incredible level of performance, the legal battles that eventually vindicated CJ Wiley, and accounts of the following two-plus years to honor the prize through the accounts of CJ Wiley, Tournament Director Jay Helfert and many more. It is a tale of struggle for the game and a telling of the greatest achievement in the history of pool.

Directed by Mary Avina
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BryanB said:
From Snopes
http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/kiss.asp
The band never had anything to do with devil worship. Purely letting people believe what they wanted.


As for worshipping anything, I believe in aliens. In fact, I know a few that work for my buddy's landscaping service...
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Believe what you want to. Snopes is not always right, it's like quoting Wikipedia. Odd how he publicly has stated several times that he is a satanist when according to the infailable snopes, he wasn't. Also rather strange that there still are so many sites that also state he is if he isn't. Guess they are all wrong, huh? Try doing a search a little larger than snopes or wikipedia.
 
KISS has sold more records than just about any band since 1974 or maybe they have. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are Hebrew and both names are stage names. Chaim Witz is Simmons real name and they are far from Satanists, they maybe over indulgent but no one in rock has Gene Simmons' business acumen. Its well known that he discovered Van Halen and Eddie was originally looking to replace Ace Frehley.

Now WASP, was a great band if you liked shock rock. Blackie Lawless is now a born again Christian and certain songs are now not played in concert. Animal I F*ck like a beast, for instance is no longer played.

But most of these types of bands use people like Neil's fear, to sell more albums, to their kids. Heck growing up I used the all girls Catholic school near me as my personal dating service. The love them some bad boys... :thumbup:

JV

jalapus logan said:
I am so glad that I have a new understanding of KISS! All along, I had been operating under the now obviously false assumption that KISS was merely a cheesy pop act with fan headquarters centered in Dorkdom! I now now that their intent is much, much more nefarious!

Further, I'm gonna ask my mom about anything else I should be on the lookout for. She's very religous. In fact, whenever the Jehovah's witnesses or Mormons came by, she always would invite them in and try to convert their asses!

Oh yeah, the band W.A.S.P., aka We Are Satan's People...gotta lookout for them too...
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classiccues said:
KISS has sold more records than just about any band since 1974 or maybe they have. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are Hebrew and both names are stage names. Chaim Witz is Simmons real name and they are far from Satanists, they maybe over indulgent but no one in rock has Gene Simmons' business acumen. Its well known that he discovered Van Halen and Eddie was originally looking to replace Ace Frehley.

Now WASP, was a great band if you liked shock rock. Blackie Lawless is now a born again Christian and certain songs are now not played in concert. Animal I F*ck like a beast, for instance is no longer played.

But most of these types of bands use people like Neil's fear, to sell more albums, to their kids. Heck growing up I used the all girls Catholic school near me as my personal dating service. The love them some bad boys... :thumbup:

JV
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I went to a GWAR show in Cinci two months or so ago. They helped me play better pool. I also saw tits there. All was right with the world.
 
CJ Wiley said:
That's exactly what happened, although it was burritos, not enchiladas they puked.......naturally this all happened at the Million Dollar Challenge. ;)
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I meant "puked" in the most reverent way, of course. My wife thinks that I own the most repugnant thong sandals. But what does she know, Keen's have some great arch support and the toe protection is the topps. I like knowing that I can kick someone's teeth in and still not stub any toes (not that I would ever do such a thing, I have the highest regard for orthodonture).
 
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