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Note to wife. No more Buzz Lightyear pies from Sobies.
Chocolate Chip Buzz Cookies are ok tho.
I was at a Biker party one evening. The host had made Buzz Cookies. I have no idea if he knew what he was doing but after a while, everyone's tongue, and lips were stained green.
Chocolate Chip Buzz Cookies are ok tho.
I was at a Biker party one evening. The host had made Buzz Cookies. I have no idea if he knew what he was doing but after a while, everyone's tongue, and lips were stained green.
Finally. Thank you.
Does that include all the same shite in NPR?
Does that include all the same shite in NPR?
Banks
Banned
Thing ring?
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2014-05.html
(May 2014, England) In the interest of public safety, Darwin Awards editors are releasing this ribald event to the public to serve as a warning to adventurous amorous males. The event was brought to our attention by an eyewitness, who provided additional details (withheld for privacy reasons) to confirm it.
"Being part of emergency services, firemen are called upon to get people out of unlikely situations. We were summoned to the A&E Department of a central London hospital to assist in removing a "thing ring." With our ring cutters at the ready, we were presented with the patient, his 'meat and two veg' extremely swollen and such a dark purple that they were almost blackened. The whole sorry mess was encircled by a thick titanium ring. Normally the procedure to remove a thing ring is a five-minute affair, but our cutters could not make a mark on the titanium! After expending a number of cutter blades we had to concede defeat.
"The man in question had put himself into this situation three days prior to committing himself to A&E, delaying the hospital visit due to embarrassment and a vain hope that it would resolve itself in time. Unfortunately this error in judgement cost him dearly. The wonderful doctors can often drain blood and remove the ring the way it went on--yet by the time he sought help, and our tools had been defeated, his jewels was past saving. Full castration--the result of the man's own actions and decisions--make this eunuch a self-selected nominee for a living Darwin Award.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2014-05.html
(May 2014, England) In the interest of public safety, Darwin Awards editors are releasing this ribald event to the public to serve as a warning to adventurous amorous males. The event was brought to our attention by an eyewitness, who provided additional details (withheld for privacy reasons) to confirm it.
"Being part of emergency services, firemen are called upon to get people out of unlikely situations. We were summoned to the A&E Department of a central London hospital to assist in removing a "thing ring." With our ring cutters at the ready, we were presented with the patient, his 'meat and two veg' extremely swollen and such a dark purple that they were almost blackened. The whole sorry mess was encircled by a thick titanium ring. Normally the procedure to remove a thing ring is a five-minute affair, but our cutters could not make a mark on the titanium! After expending a number of cutter blades we had to concede defeat.
"The man in question had put himself into this situation three days prior to committing himself to A&E, delaying the hospital visit due to embarrassment and a vain hope that it would resolve itself in time. Unfortunately this error in judgement cost him dearly. The wonderful doctors can often drain blood and remove the ring the way it went on--yet by the time he sought help, and our tools had been defeated, his jewels was past saving. Full castration--the result of the man's own actions and decisions--make this eunuch a self-selected nominee for a living Darwin Award.
wow.............
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Finally and Thank you!
i must read too fast - i didn't get past the 1st line.... 
The two guys came in hands down and chin up. It was a highlight reel waiting to happen.
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Hilarious!
Pushy B*tch ... only kidding! 
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How many of you guys can attest to that? :wink:
White Kid Keeping It G-Real
http://hw-mobile.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2014/11/x3PI6OXSxI9Z_mobile.mp4?ri=512000&rs=850
http://hw-mobile.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2014/11/x3PI6OXSxI9Z_mobile.mp4?ri=512000&rs=850